Joke of the day........

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Raemond Jul 2018 2:00pm, 5 Jul 2018 274 posts	0 Raemond What's the difference between a masochist and a sadist? The masochist says 'hit me! hit me!' The sadist says 'No.'
Stander Jul 2018 4:06pm, 5 Jul 2018 15,680 posts	0 Stander What's the difference between exotic and perverted? With Exotic, you just use a feather. With perverted, you use the whole chicken.
Jock Itch Jul 2018 10:05pm, 5 Jul 2018 12,520 posts	0 Jock Itch When Daz gets one removed by moderator does he actually go to prison? Theme develops here. Silent for months then BOOM! ...then...prison. #freeDaz
Derby Tup Jul 2018 10:06pm, 5 Jul 2018 26,267 posts	0 Derby Tup Some of his jokes are that bad he deserves locking up
Eynsham Red Jul 2018 10:07pm, 5 Jul 2018 3,057 posts	0 Eynsham Red Free Daz, with every washing machine purchase.
Stander Jul 2018 8:03am, 6 Jul 2018 15,681 posts	0 Stander Hardly seems fair on the prison population though Derby.
DeeGee Jul 2018 10:19am, 6 Jul 2018 18,006 posts	0 DeeGee An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are walking down the street together. A juggler is performing on the street but there are so many people that the four men can’t see the juggler. So the juggler goes on top of a platform and asks: “Can you see me now?” The four men answer: “Yes.” “Oui.” “Si.” “Ja.”
Eynsham Red Jul 2018 10:23am, 6 Jul 2018 3,061 posts	0 Eynsham Red ^^^^^LOL^^^^
Stander Jul 2018 11:04am, 6 Jul 2018 15,682 posts	0 Stander My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She's at A&E now. Her face is all swollen and bruised and she almost died. Thankfully, I was close enough to be able to hit the bee with my shovel.
TomahawkMike Jul 2018 12:10pm, 6 Jul 2018 1,385 posts	0 TomahawkMike (Ah.. bees whacks?)