Joke of the day........

6 lurkers | 504 watchers
Jul 2018
5:07pm, 6 Jul 2018
12,523 posts
  •  
  • 0
Jock Itch
A mime artist broke his left arm in a bar fight and got arrested.

He still has the right to remain silent.
Jul 2018
11:41am, 7 Jul 2018
25,308 posts
  •  
  • 0
JulesR
My mate has two tickets for the England vs Sweden game on Saturday. He didn't realise that it's going to be on the same day as his wedding, so he can't go. If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Andrew's Church in Cambridge and her name is Sarah
Jul 2018
6:58pm, 7 Jul 2018
13,777 posts
  •  
  • 0
Angus Clydesdale
I’ll just leave this here...



😂:)
Jul 2018
8:54pm, 7 Jul 2018
948 posts
  •  
  • 0
Oranj
Is that "bordering on the ridiculous"?
Jul 2018
9:16pm, 7 Jul 2018
3,065 posts
  •  
  • 0
Eynsham Red
Took a while Angus, but I got there in the end 😀
Jul 2018
11:36pm, 7 Jul 2018
13,780 posts
  •  
  • 0
Angus Clydesdale
:)
Jul 2018
9:30am, 8 Jul 2018
7,808 posts
  •  
  • 0
Binks
In a parallel universe Tupac was shot by Raheem Sterling.

In that same universe Tupac is celebrating his 47th birthday today.
Jul 2018
9:59am, 8 Jul 2018
1,721 posts
  •  
  • 0
Goofee
You're not alone ER, took me a while too :-)
um
Jul 2018
10:53am, 8 Jul 2018
336 posts
  •  
  • 0
um
Still not getting it ...
Jul 2018
10:55am, 8 Jul 2018
32,820 posts
  •  
  • 0
Nellers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy9GmieAEaQ

About This Thread

Maintained by PhatButFit

Related Threads

  • fun
  • jokes
  • sofa









Back To Top

Tag A User

To tag a user, start typing their name here:
X

Free training & racing tools for runners, cyclists, swimmers & walkers.

Fetcheveryone lets you analyse your training, find races, plot routes, chat in our forum, get advice, play games - and more! Nothing is behind a paywall, and it'll stay that way thanks to our awesome community!
Get Started
Click here to join 113,787 Fetchies!
Already a Fetchie? Sign in here