Joke of the day........

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swittle Jun 2018 2:46pm, 26 Jun 2018 49,259 posts	0 swittle A pregnant what?
Binks Jun 2018 6:36pm, 27 Jun 2018 7,807 posts	0 Binks Don't mention the VAR!
FergusG Jun 2018 6:47pm, 27 Jun 2018 2,605 posts	0 FergusG [I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it]
Nellers Jun 2018 7:46pm, 27 Jun 2018 32,769 posts	0 Nellers What's the German word for Schadenfreude?
ferret Jun 2018 7:50pm, 27 Jun 2018 2,993 posts	0 ferret 😂
Sigh Jun 2018 8:58pm, 27 Jun 2018 1,835 posts	0 Sigh Quickest German exit from Russia since 1941.
Mountkeen Jun 2018 2:04pm, 28 Jun 2018 376 posts	0 Mountkeen Just bought a polystyrene front door. For £20 you can't knock it.
richmac Jun 2018 2:19pm, 28 Jun 2018 11,301 posts	0 richmac ^ reminds me of the 50" plasma TV I bought from the seconds shelf, only thing wrong was the volume control, but for £20 I couldn't turn it down.
daz1927 Jun 2018 6:56am, 30 Jun 2018 5,484 posts	0 daz1927 I was fishing on holiday in florida when I ran out of bait,I saw a small snake nearby trying to swallow a frog . knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth. I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog. A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that snake, with two more frogs
Jun 2018 7:00am, 30 Jun 2018 5,485 posts	0 [Removed by moderator]