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Cerrertonia Jun 2018 12:42pm, 13 Jun 2018 8,483 posts	0 Cerrertonia I remember it well, mr d.
Jock Itch Jun 2018 6:19pm, 13 Jun 2018 12,496 posts	0 Jock Itch A clown has been sacked for turning up late for his job at the circus. He is suing for funfair dismissal.
Diogenes Jun 2018 7:29pm, 13 Jun 2018 28,151 posts	0 Diogenes How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler
Diogenes Jun 2018 7:31pm, 13 Jun 2018 28,152 posts	0 Diogenes I used to be in a religious circus. I was a trapeze monk.
Nellers Jun 2018 7:37pm, 13 Jun 2018 32,735 posts	0 Nellers 2 clowns eating a cannibal and one says to the other "I think we've messed up the punchline!"
Jock Itch Jun 2018 8:14pm, 13 Jun 2018 12,497 posts	0 Jock Itch My mate Dave was obsessed with cough drops. He ended up in a menthol institution.
Seratonin Jun 2018 9:41pm, 13 Jun 2018 23,590 posts	0 Seratonin Gosh, he must have been mentholly unstable!
Cerrertonia Jun 2018 10:45pm, 13 Jun 2018 8,488 posts	0 Cerrertonia The woman who invented cough drops died last week. There was no coffin at the funeral.
Nellers Jun 2018 10:52pm, 13 Jun 2018 32,736 posts	0 Nellers The bloke who invented the USB drive died recently. At his funeral there were hundred of people sobbing and wailing as his coffin was lowered into the grave. Then lifted back out, turned the other way up and lowered back in again.
FergusG Jun 2018 11:02pm, 13 Jun 2018 2,575 posts	0 FergusG The guy who invented predictive text also died this week. His funfair is next monkey.

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