Joke of the day........

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richmac Apr 2018 5:13pm, 17 Apr 2018 11,211 posts	0 richmac this is mostly spam
GordonG Apr 2018 6:54pm, 17 Apr 2018 7,487 posts	0 GordonG You guys are not bean funny anymore
buttscratcher Apr 2018 7:27pm, 17 Apr 2018 387 posts	0 buttscratcher On a date with my new gorgeous girlfriend she told me "I am a vegan because I just love animals I do hope you love animals too !" I said yes "I work with animals all day" she says "oh how sweet! What do you do?" I said “I’m a butcher ”
Binks Apr 2018 11:10am, 18 Apr 2018 7,795 posts	0 Binks My 6 year old son said "look Daddy! those turtles are playing piggy back". I thought it was time to have "the talk". I said "Son, they are tortoises, not turtles".
Superjools Apr 2018 10:10pm, 18 Apr 2018 443 posts	0 Superjools "I stand corrected" said the man in orthopedic shoes
Superjools Apr 2018 10:12pm, 18 Apr 2018 444 posts	0 Superjools What do you get when you mix goat DNA and human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo
minardi Apr 2018 8:58am, 19 Apr 2018 4,089 posts	0 minardi What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association
gcwenn Apr 2018 10:27am, 19 Apr 2018 2,622 posts	0 gcwenn i said to my mate "i have built a model of Everest". "to scale?" he asked. "no" i replied, "to look at"
richmac Apr 2018 12:19pm, 19 Apr 2018 11,216 posts	0 richmac ^^ Stolen
Binks Apr 2018 3:07pm, 20 Apr 2018 7,796 posts	0 Binks I swallowed a dictionary It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had