Joke of the day........

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DavidAP Apr 2018 9:05pm, 21 Apr 2018 29 posts	0 DavidAP Heard that Spurs are signing Viagra next season to help them get past a semi
DavidAP Apr 2018 9:08pm, 21 Apr 2018 31 posts	0 DavidAP What's the Difference between Spurs and Viagra Viagra gets you though a semi
The Terminator Apr 2018 9:10pm, 21 Apr 2018 8,668 posts	0 The Terminator I was walking past a pet shop. A sign on the shop front said ; ‘Pedigree Netherlands cats for sale.’ I didn’t believe they were from the Netherlands so I went into the shop & asked the assistant 'how Dutch is that pussy in the window?'
buttscratcher Apr 2018 6:42am, 22 Apr 2018 388 posts	0 buttscratcher _kuriyakan A horse and a donkey meet in a bar one night, they get chatting and hit it off, the horse invites the donkey back to his place, they go back and all around the walls are pictures of the horse winning the derby, the Guineas, the oaks etc etc. So anyway they have a bang and the horse suggests going to the donkeys house the next weekend, donkey is all up for it but he starts panicking thinking how he’s gonna impress this champion horse, he gets a brain wave and goes the zoo and takes a pic of zebra, so the weekend comes and the horse comes round to the donkeys, he walks in and there’s this massive picture of a zebra on the wall fucking huge taking up a whole wall, “what’s that” say the horse “ah it’s nothing” says the donkey “no tell me I wanna know” says the horse “ah I use to play for Juventus” says the donkey
DocMoye Apr 2018 8:03am, 22 Apr 2018 21,577 posts	0 DocMoye ( thanks for that .... it was on Chris Evans on Friday, I was running and lost signal just at he got to the punchline )
Chrisity Apr 2018 11:44am, 22 Apr 2018 15,868 posts	0 Chrisity
Jock Itch Apr 2018 6:15pm, 24 Apr 2018 12,452 posts	0 Jock Itch I was having trouble with my laptop at work so I called IT Support. He asked, "Have you tried disabling cookies?" I said, "Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man!"
Cyclops Apr 2018 6:34pm, 24 Apr 2018 3,446 posts	0 Cyclops Sent that one ^^ to my son who works in IT support.
Jock Itch Apr 2018 12:09pm, 26 Apr 2018 12,455 posts	0 Jock Itch My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was joking... And then I saw her face!
Jock Itch Apr 2018 12:15pm, 26 Apr 2018 12,456 posts	0 Jock Itch Monkee anus.