Joke of the day........

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AndyS Apr 2022 2:27pm, 21 Apr 2022 1,194 posts	0 AndyS My mate's just had to go to hospital to have a mole removed from his peni5. They said that if it happens again, they're going to inform the RSPCA.
Seratonin Apr 2022 8:57pm, 21 Apr 2022 38,766 posts	0 Seratonin I must say that I am VERY disappointed in the BBC. There is a link on their sports pages to a video entitled: Watch: The Making of Erik ten Hag. Don't bother - it's just a boring football video.
Mushroom Apr 2022 5:07pm, 22 Apr 2022 2,282 posts	0 Mushroom My mate told me to back a horse called Landfill in the Grand National, but it was a rubbish tip.
Fields Apr 2022 12:13am, 23 Apr 2022 4,118 posts	0 Fields My wife has kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions, but don't worry. I'll return.
Muttley Apr 2022 12:44pm, 23 Apr 2022 1,515 posts	0 Muttley In a similar vein: Welsh supermarkets are now stocking the latest Terminator DVD. Aisle B, bach.
K5 Gus Apr 2022 2:14pm, 23 Apr 2022 5,077 posts	0 K5 Gus Or even
Steve NordRunner Apr 2022 9:11am, 25 Apr 2022 1,548 posts	0 Steve NordRunner I heard on Radio 4 this morning that Marine Le Pen has an extreme right lean, and President Macron is pronato. Don't they know you can get special shoes for that?
Binks Apr 2022 5:44pm, 26 Apr 2022 8,080 posts	0 Binks Now that Scunthorpe have been relegated there are only 2 teams left in the league that contain a swear word. Arsenal and Fucking Leeds United
Jason1969 Apr 2022 11:55am, 27 Apr 2022 12,920 posts	0 Jason1969 Did you know AA Milne had a little brother called AAA Milne.
Jock Itch Apr 2022 6:44am, 28 Apr 2022 13,647 posts	0 Jock Itch My girlfriend gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine. So I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she’s sangria then ever.