Things you want to say but can't

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ChrisHB Feb 2017 11:50pm, 15 Feb 2017 14,578 posts	0 ChrisHB [ you mean there's a tourist destination in the UK that doesn't offer cream teas? ]
Badger Feb 2017 11:58pm, 15 Feb 2017 8,117 posts	0 Badger [The York Brewery tour doesn't, if that helps.]
Icelandic Trigirl Feb 2017 5:34am, 16 Feb 2017 3,289 posts	0 Icelandic Trigirl The last 3 men to make passes at me are not all pushing 60. (Cheeky fuckers! Find someone your own age.)
Wobbling Feb 2017 7:10am, 16 Feb 2017 4,609 posts	0 Wobbling I've breezed through this week of on-call duty. No late night calls, no busy weekends, no testing issues, no idiotic journalists wanting to know impossible things at midnight. I'm fresh and alert, not slumped on this train looking like a rope unravelling.
LindsD Feb 2017 9:05am, 16 Feb 2017 15,436 posts	0 LindsD I haven't lost my laser pointer two weeks after spending 20 quid on a new dongle. [So annoyed...]
HellsBells Feb 2017 9:41am, 16 Feb 2017 22,173 posts	0 HellsBells I've asked if you can swap a day, not for the soul of your first born child. Quit the wailing and gnashing of teeth, a simple no will do
Little Nemo Feb 2017 10:13am, 16 Feb 2017 7,230 posts	0 Little Nemo It's all very well encouraging your client and high-fiving etc. but perhaps as a PT you could also teach gym etiquette and get them TO USE A BLOODY SWEAT TOWEL!!!! And it's perfectly acceptable that when I found out the mini Pret near the gym doesn't do pretzels that I chose a muffin as a replacement.
Wobbling Feb 2017 10:32am, 16 Feb 2017 4,610 posts	0 Wobbling Of course I can stop people sending you emails that contain red text and capitals. Stopping people upsetting you is definitely part of my job, you poor darling.
Carpathius Feb 2017 10:46am, 16 Feb 2017 11,305 posts	0 Carpathius When painstakingly writing out the table allocations for my sister's wedding, and before I had cut the lists to size and mounted them, I noticed that I'd missed off a name. Even if had missed a name and had to very obviously cram it in, it would be someone I know and could quietly apologise to. Not a Peer of the bloody Realm, oh no.
Wobbling Feb 2017 11:11am, 16 Feb 2017 4,611 posts	0 Wobbling [post-it Carp, nicely decorated with crowns and capes, and a big red arrow. I'd suggest crayons too]