Things you want to say but can't

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Fleecing Bells Dec 2016 5:28pm, 20 Dec 2016 32,093 posts	0 Fleecing Bells [and then BLAME them for being in that position, V'Rap. Because those ministers EARNT their money after being born lucky and going to Eton. Conniving, evil cockwellingtons] I completely remembered that ds2 has a school event tonight I have to go to. I am not having to pretend to be excited at the prospect of spending 2 hours at school, instead of feeling far too knackered and hungover for anything except an early dinner and bed. And I've showered since my run so I'm not all scuzzy with yucky hair.
Raptors Claws are coming to town Dec 2016 5:41pm, 20 Dec 2016 35,066 posts	0 Raptors Claws are coming to town Coming to surgery mid-afternoon with you and your kids all in pyjamas and dressing gowns is deliberate provocation to those of us who had to be up and dressed by 7am and have to stay up and dressed for many more hours yet.
Icelandic Trigirl Dec 2016 6:02pm, 20 Dec 2016 2,964 posts	0 Icelandic Trigirl I have not accidentally forgotten the school bingo night. (Quite happy to send cash to the various causes of their choice but I objeft to any enforced jolity.)
StuHoHoHolmes Dec 2016 7:56pm, 20 Dec 2016 1,144 posts	0 StuHoHoHolmes Do They Know It's Christmas has got to be the worst song in recorded music history. [Reason I can't say that, is it was followed by The Power of Love!... Then Fairy Tale of fucking New York!!] [Merry Christmas!]
Raptors Claws are coming to town Dec 2016 8:52pm, 20 Dec 2016 35,067 posts	0 Raptors Claws are coming to town Ha! For years, your sort tried to get me to prescribe fucking stupid expensive smellyburp fish oil capsules to patients with high cholesterol, and now you're calling in "a fad". I want an outright admission that I was right all along.
Ding dong Meglet on high Dec 2016 10:11pm, 20 Dec 2016 17,368 posts	0 Ding dong Meglet on high So now you've realised I don't react to your bullying and emotional blackmail you're getting our daughter to do it for you. How could you sink so low?
zp Dec 2016 12:18am, 21 Dec 2016 111 posts	0 zp Let me get this clear: your plan for your dog barking too much is to execute him and get a new dog? I know you said 'put down', but I'll speak freely here. I do wonder why you made me go to church every Sunday for 18 years, and sent me to shitty Catholic schools in preference to better Anglican ones - I assumed I was supposed to learn compassion or forgiveness or something - and maybe that worked, because frankly, I find that fucking horrifying - although of course I could have learned that anywhere. Everyone sees that. And yet you, with the strict Catholism (which I notice has now lapsed to going to church one a year instead of 60 times a year), and your sneering attitude towards pretty much anyone, do not. Killing the dog for excessive barking is not a Christian attitude, even the shitty schools taught me that - saying you can't imagine him living in kennels is ridiculous. He can, and he will - though probably not for long because for all his exuberance he's still a fantastic and handsome hound, and many families will love him for that, not condemn him. Learn some patience, stop being so materialistic and maybe play with your dog instead of spending all fucking day on Right Move and Amazon. All he wants is some love and attention, and the replacement you think will be better will want the same.
Seven Little Nemos a-swimming Dec 2016 9:03am, 21 Dec 2016 7,090 posts	0 Seven Little Nemos a-swimming [That's shocking zp :-(] Yes of course I can get an engineer into that building. The one we no longer occupy. The one that is run by a completely different set of people who don't know me from Adam. The one that is being stripped out and is probably a building site by now. And yes by all means schedule the visit for this morning, it's only going to take me 10 mins to work this fucking miracle!
Wobbling Dec 2016 9:07am, 21 Dec 2016 4,325 posts	0 Wobbling I think the reason I've not seen that particular press release is it's not been written, has it? I really don't care who you were waiting for approval to change something. I asked for it to be done and it hasn't. One of you should have taken the initiative and dealt with it, rather than dither and avoid.
XmasB Dec 2016 9:14am, 21 Dec 2016 4,229 posts	0 XmasB [Crikey, zp, that is irresponsible] If you walk your dog off the lead down the unlit lane to the school, how can you possibly see where it poohs? I guess if you don't see it, it didn't happen until some kid stands in it.