Things you want to say but can't

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Fleecing Bells Dec 2016 9:24am, 21 Dec 2016 32,110 posts	0 Fleecing Bells [everywhere is smeared with dog shit right now, roll on dog shit DNA testing. Fine the fuckers a grand a crap and watch them reach for head torches and plastic bags]
XmasB Dec 2016 9:26am, 21 Dec 2016 4,231 posts	0 XmasB [Took me ages to find my dog's shit this morning. I'm going to put luminous crystals in her dinner]
MandyMerryonBaileys Dec 2016 9:27am, 21 Dec 2016 4,061 posts	0 MandyMerryonBaileys (Am a good dog walker 😇 and it bugs the hell out of me when I see dog sh*t everywhere).
Ding dong Meglet on high Dec 2016 10:34am, 21 Dec 2016 17,369 posts	0 Ding dong Meglet on high (Right in the middle of the pavement on a well used path by a main road this morning. Disgusting)
mad4purple Dec 2016 10:48am, 21 Dec 2016 35,363 posts	0 mad4purple [There is a big smeared amount of dog sh1t near the one entrance to the kids' school, I hate it, if you don't want to pick it up then leave your dog at home or don't have one]
mad4purple Dec 2016 10:49am, 21 Dec 2016 35,364 posts	0 mad4purple [smeared because I bet lots of kids trod in it or their parents if I ever saw someone do it I'd love to take the dirty shoes to them to clean]
jennywren Dec 2016 11:31am, 21 Dec 2016 14,014 posts	0 jennywren [yuk. Buggy wheels going through it too. Ugh]
Wobbling Dec 2016 11:40am, 21 Dec 2016 4,326 posts	0 Wobbling You know I don't run all of this show, don't you? I run one tiny part of it. The person I think you've mistaken me for is 54, male and earns considerably more than me. Go ask him.
RedAlex76 Dec 2016 12:18pm, 21 Dec 2016 869 posts	0 RedAlex76 You have been moaning that the table is a complete state and the fact that we need to put some Xmas goodies on it has only frustrated you more. I mention it and you tell me that it's been bugging you ' for a while now'. But here I am working everyday and you currently not working don't do a damn thing about it. Our daughter here's you say this yesterday and then you act all surprised when you wake up this morning to find that a 12 year old has done something in the space of 30 minutes before 6.45 this morning that you couldn't get your finger out of ur a*** to do in all your free time. Really, really wonder what you actually do all day apart from watch the 4 million programmes you keep recording!
Wobbling Dec 2016 12:22pm, 21 Dec 2016 4,327 posts	0 Wobbling Gosh I'm sorry, I didn't realise confusing, contradictory and inconsistent information was your actual plan.