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Metro_Nome Dec 2016 1:58pm, 20 Dec 2016 3,489 posts	0 Metro_Nome how the fuck am I supposed to hold my chest wall when I cough without being gross and not just coughing all over everyone and everything?
lammo Dec 2016 2:02pm, 20 Dec 2016 7,038 posts	0 lammo I'm not doing your job for you, you've got a boss why don't you talk to him about your incompetence and inability to do the job he hired you to do? Or shall i?
lammo Dec 2016 2:03pm, 20 Dec 2016 7,039 posts	0 lammo [Actually i might say that]
ChrisHB Dec 2016 2:07pm, 20 Dec 2016 14,303 posts	0 ChrisHB The NHS employs its nice doctors to look after nice people, and other kinds of doctors for other kinds of people.
Wobbling Dec 2016 2:14pm, 20 Dec 2016 4,318 posts	0 Wobbling I fully appreciate why I won't see my favourite little people over Christmas, for the first time since they were born, but it still makes me sad. Seeing the Elf Boy and the Moo, and my Mills are part of what makes my Christmas special.
jennyhohoho Dec 2016 2:18pm, 20 Dec 2016 1,234 posts	0 jennyhohoho So it's fine for you to include an external company in an email blaming me for a delay that's not my fault, but not for me to copy in the person you sent the original email to explaining why it couldn't be done before today? So what, I'm just supposed to except you making me look lazy and/or stupid? You hypocritical fuckwit.
Wobbling Dec 2016 2:52pm, 20 Dec 2016 4,321 posts	0 Wobbling Nothing says merry Christmas, happy new year and thanks for all your hard work like 'benefits realisation'. I bet you're fun at parties.
Raptors Claws are coming to town Dec 2016 2:53pm, 20 Dec 2016 35,060 posts	0 Raptors Claws are coming to town Thanks, IT trainer! After half an hour of looking at the screen with you, this system looks a lot less clunky than it did before. In fact, I'm confident that you know more about how to use this system than I've managed to teach myself by trial and error in just over a week.
Seven Little Nemos a-swimming Dec 2016 3:03pm, 20 Dec 2016 7,089 posts	0 Seven Little Nemos a-swimming Hurry up Mr BT Engineer. I'm due to finish at 16:30 and I'm going to be pissed off if you turn up late. We both know there's not a fault at this end but we have to go through the motions anyway. I'm not feeling that great and I need to go Xmas shopping so please get here ASAFP!
Icelandic Trigirl Dec 2016 3:31pm, 20 Dec 2016 2,962 posts	0 Icelandic Trigirl [Jenny - that needs firmly and calmly said.] Yes, it is raining. No, that does not mean you should feel at liberty to wave an umbrella the size of a small aircraft around the main shopping street 4 days before Christmas. Or ever. [I was not even shopping - just trying to get from one end of town to the other.]