Senior Moments - log them here

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Mar 2021
5:30pm, 23 Mar 2021
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WtnMel
Decided to cut the lawns but couldn't find the shed key as it wasn't in it's usual storage place. Was about to blame Mrs WM but as I went to put the garage key in my back pocket, found the 'missing' shed key in there from the last time I was in the garden ..
Mar 2021
6:05pm, 23 Mar 2021
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Steve NordRunner
You could stay in stereotype and blame her anyway ;)
Mar 2021
6:10pm, 23 Mar 2021
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icemaiden
Forgot I had to go and get a Tesco click and collect order.
Mar 2021
10:59am, 24 Mar 2021
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McGoohan
A sort of a senior moment but it made me smile: I was just asked at work to review something called a CBA tool.

Can't Be Arsed? I was thinking. WTF did they call it that?

Nope. It's Cost Benefit Analysis of course. Ooops. :-)
Mar 2021
11:22am, 24 Mar 2021
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ChrisHB
You could launch the next internet sensation on the back of that.
Mar 2021
12:19pm, 24 Mar 2021
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WtnMel
[I'm sure a CBA app along the lines of McG's suggestion would be very popular - assuming people CBA to use it]

Preparing things for our coffee break I had put the cups and saucers on the tray, got the ground coffee out of the fridge and was about to measure it out when I stopped myself and realised putting the coffee into a cafetiere might result in a nicer, less 'bitty' cup of coffee. To compound my senior moment behaviour, when we did decide it was coffee time, I switched the kettle on before realising I hadn't filled it - luckily, there was a small amount of water left in it so I wasn't trying to boil it dry.
Mar 2021
2:17pm, 24 Mar 2021
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Garfield
LOL McG!! We used to have a tool called GLPupdate - I wondered about the Pupdate part of it...update was the operative bit actually! ;)
Mar 2021
10:33am, 25 Mar 2021
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Velociraptor
I have just stuck a contact lens to the outside of my glasses.
Mar 2021
11:20am, 25 Mar 2021
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macca 53
That’s brilliant v’rap 😁😁
Mar 2021
11:33am, 25 Mar 2021
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Diogenes
Glasses are the cause of many of my senior moments. I don’t think people our age are capable of managing them.

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Maintained by ChrisHB
This morning I went to charge my kindle and instead found myself trying to charge my coffee mug. It was my third coffee of the day as well, clearly not strong enough!

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I was just drying my hair after a shower, I switched the hairdryer on and suddenly the bedroom was plunged into darkness, the hairdryer wasn't working either. Great, the electrics have just tripped out.

I find a torch, go to the fuse box but nothing has tripped - turns out I pressed the light switch instead of the hairdryer 'on' button.

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