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Mar 2021
2:37pm, 28 Mar 2021
27,811 posts
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Sushi.
Turned the oven on instead of the grill. 🤦🏻♀️
No wonder the bacon didn’t cook.
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Mar 2021
3:18pm, 28 Mar 2021
13,706 posts
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Badger
Spent some time cleaning the charging pins on my watch before working out that the reason it wasn’t charging was that the mains cable had come out of the charger.
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Mar 2021
9:16am, 30 Mar 2021
572 posts
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stilldreaming
If I'm out and about and need to remember something, I send myself a text. You've guessed it, I'm at home reading the text and now have no clue what it's about!
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Mar 2021
9:27am, 30 Mar 2021
2,049 posts
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Snoot
^ hilarious SD 🤣
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Mar 2021
10:03am, 30 Mar 2021
2,893 posts
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Oscar the Grouch
Perhaps you could send a reply asking what it is about?
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Mar 2021
10:41am, 30 Mar 2021
58,816 posts
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Diogenes
Or perhaps a reply saying "who is this?"
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Mar 2021
10:47am, 30 Mar 2021
2,894 posts
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Oscar the Grouch
You're quite right of course, Dio. The number wouldn't come up.
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Mar 2021
11:40am, 30 Mar 2021
22,222 posts
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Dvorak
One from a few days ago. I'm a member of an electric bike hire scheme. The bikes are unlocked with a small fob, like an entry fob. I keep this in a small bowl in my bedroom between uses, otherwise I'd be bound to lose it.
I'm usually quite diligent about this, but one day I was sat in another room, the fob was still in my pocket, so I put it out on a table. The next day, a mate came round and suggested a walk. Whilst I was wandering round getting ready, I noticed the fob and thought "I'll put that in the right place, right now."
I then wandered back and forth, and in the bedroom noticed the coffee I'd been holding when my mate arrived, which I must have laid down to put my shoes on.
Picked it up and went to the living room when I heard a strange clacking noise. Looking down ... yes, I'd carefully dropped my fob into the cup of coffee, rather than the bowl it had been sitting next to.
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Mar 2021
12:16pm, 30 Mar 2021
18,800 posts
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Chrisity
I finished off leg 5 of the Robin Hood Way yesterday, took off my rucksack to get my thin jacket and bus pass out. Rummaged around for my wallet in the bottom of the bag, with 4 peanut butter sandwiches, 6 plastic bags, one glove, map, newspaper and guidebook. But where was my jacket? My keys are in it, mild panic. Well i can get the bus back to where i started as that was where i took the jacket off. I put everything else back in the bag and resigned myself to a nervous wait before i would hopefully be reunited with it.
Then i found it wedged between my knees, it was the first thing I'd taken out and that seemed the best place to put it whilst i looked for the wallet.
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Mar 2021
12:42pm, 30 Mar 2021
12,216 posts
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ITG 🇮🇸
hahaha, brilliant, Chrisity.
I have *never* done that.
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