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Oct 2020
12:02pm, 30 Oct 2020
14,382 posts
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Garfield
I've had Garminesia when doing yoga classes...switch it on then forget to press stop when done!
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Nov 2020
3:26pm, 1 Nov 2020
4,863 posts
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KimCanRun
New pair of contact lenses in today. Had problems putting the second one in. Didn’t feel right and vision blurred. Took it in & out repeatedly. Then realised first eye was quite blurry. Then I realised I had been putting both contacts in the same eye. Eejit!
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Nov 2020
3:47pm, 1 Nov 2020
8,951 posts
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leaguefreak
Put some braising steak on to slow cook overnight ready to make a pie. Set up the smart plug so it would turn off at 4 am and be cool enough to work with when I got up.
Woke at 7 to the smell of steak braising.
The smart plug was turned off. As was the toaster I'd plugged into it. The slow cooker was bubbling away gently, plugged directly into the socket.
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Nov 2020
9:23am, 2 Nov 2020
1,813 posts
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Winniefree
The power went off momentarily so I asked Mr W to fill a saucepan with water in case it went off again.
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Nov 2020
4:46pm, 5 Nov 2020
1,821 posts
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Winniefree
Just took the dog out for a walk before it gets dark. House three doors away has a massive bonfire starting. Was chuntering away to myself, 'good job I haven't left any washing out, honestly, you'd think that they would warn the neighbours before....ah..."
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Nov 2020
8:59pm, 8 Nov 2020
8,967 posts
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leaguefreak
Genuine one from Cuthbert . Playing rip off version of Articulate he got as a very late birthday present. Kids v adults.
Cuthbert (10 yrs old, describing) - City that was stormed in the Iliad
Cedd (12 yrs old, guessing) looked puzzled
Cuthbert -sorry we have them in the kidcave (our word for their playroom) and mum makes us tidy them up before bed
Cedd - Toy??
Cuthbert - yeah sorry. I misread it as Troy first time.
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Nov 2020
9:44am, 9 Nov 2020
20,150 posts
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Carpathius
I literally laughed out loud at that, lf 
I started to take the washing I'd put in yesterday out of the washing machine. Ew, smells grim. Has the machine got all musty again?
You can guess the rest
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Nov 2020
5:56pm, 9 Nov 2020
51,287 posts
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Dr PhFleecyD
Pottery teacher proudly told us she knew it was Monday. The 9th of December I asked if I could go to the pub since lockdown 2 was over
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Nov 2020
3:55pm, 11 Nov 2020
6,639 posts
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Eynsham Red
I dropped my car at the garage for a service tomorrow and walked home.
When I got home I began to panic because my car wasn’t n the drive!
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Nov 2020
4:33pm, 11 Nov 2020
14,460 posts
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Garfield
LOL ER! That used to happen to me when I got home before hubby did when he occasionally drove to his office.
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