Meaningless product descriptions

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Pothunter Oct 2021 6:18pm, 22 Oct 2021 4,924 posts	0 Pothunter The product description of this fridge on Curry’s must have had the marketing department working overtime: currys.co.uk
quimby Oct 2021 9:44pm, 22 Oct 2021 5,061 posts	0 quimby Er, what about when the dog, cat or child stands in front of the thing, all the freezer drawers open and you lose all your food? I'm not entirely sure your home contents insurance would cover you there...
ChrisHB Oct 2021 5:38pm, 25 Oct 2021 21,263 posts	0 ChrisHB This week: 'White Christmas' in Woking, up to 49% off (Travelzoo)
GregP Oct 2021 12:25pm, 28 Oct 2021 130,062 posts	0 GregP So Woman's Weekly this week (I know - MrsP used to read People's Friend, so I count it as progress) has a knitting pattern for a hot water bottle. Hmm.
Velociraptor Oct 2021 12:46pm, 28 Oct 2021 54,666 posts	0 Velociraptor Hmm. Does it also give instructions on how to craft a teapot out of chocolate?
GregP Oct 2021 1:07pm, 28 Oct 2021 130,065 posts	0 GregP One wonders how a state of waterproofness is to be achieved. And also how the stopper is to be fashioned.
um Oct 2021 2:53pm, 28 Oct 2021 5,330 posts	0 um If someone can knit this (from McGoo's Essex blog today, if any royalty fee is needed), then a hot water bottle should be no problem .... I hear swishing bike tyre Slime around inside it could seal it?
McGoohan Oct 2021 2:54pm, 28 Oct 2021 50,538 posts	0 McGoohan They just need to knit using elastic bands. Easy peasy, I would think.
GlennR Oct 2021 3:54pm, 28 Oct 2021 59,346 posts	0 GlennR
fetcheveryone Oct 2021 4:12pm, 28 Oct 2021 26,661 posts	0 fetcheveryone "ENTRANCE ->"