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GregP Oct 2010 9:20am, 21 Oct 2010 37,799 posts	0 GregP Loving this: "The Brooks Infiniti Tights are ideal for training units. A zippered pocket in the lower back provides the required storage space".
Lizzie W Oct 2010 9:24am, 21 Oct 2010 14,187 posts	0 Lizzie W I am not a unit. I am a free woman.
GregP Oct 2010 9:25am, 21 Oct 2010 37,802 posts	0 GregP I'm going out to run 5 miles tonight. Wonder how may training units that is, and what the required storage will be used for?
Nywanda Oct 2010 9:28am, 21 Oct 2010 260 posts	0 Nywanda I like: X-bionics "The diffuser design on the inside collarwith longitudinally arranged ribs lets moist warm air out and support climate control", er............maybe this top can fix global warming and at £85 I should phrkin hope so.
GregP Oct 2010 9:37am, 21 Oct 2010 37,803 posts	0 GregP Ohh good effort.
GregP Oct 2010 9:39am, 21 Oct 2010 37,804 posts	0 GregP Header updated with Nywanda's one.
Son of a Pronator Man Oct 2010 9:46am, 21 Oct 2010 4,281 posts	0 Son of a Pronator Man "required storage"? Required by who for what ? If i want to take a wardrobe with me, it won't be any good then, will it ?
GordonG Oct 2010 9:49am, 21 Oct 2010 5,723 posts	0 GordonG unless it's like the TARDIS and you can get a whole wardrobe in the normal-sized pocket
Stumpy Oct 2010 9:52am, 21 Oct 2010 11,525 posts	0 Stumpy required storage? in my experience, tights do not have a pocket big enough for required storage (which for me is some tissues, a set of keys and my work security pass) slightly off topic. sorry
RuthB2 Oct 2010 9:54am, 21 Oct 2010 7,091 posts	0 RuthB2 genuine question - why do you need to run with both keys and security pass? Do you need both to get back into work? I need keys when running from home, or pass when running from work (or I cunningly hide my back door key in a bulgular safe location in my back garden, and I sweet talk the security guard into letting me back in at work sans pass)