Liar, liar, pants on fire

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17 Jul
5:12pm, 17 Jul 2024
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Derby Tup
I was born a Vulcan but had my ears reduced as a teenager
17 Jul
6:16pm, 17 Jul 2024
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Meeps
My son is also a Vulcan and had his ears reduced at birth!

17 Jul
6:18pm, 17 Jul 2024
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Derby Tup
The logical thing to do ;-)
17 Jul
8:10pm, 17 Jul 2024
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Ocelot Spleens
I went to a school in Brent East!
17 Jul
8:20pm, 17 Jul 2024
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Derby Tup
Me too
17 Jul
8:24pm, 17 Jul 2024
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
Mr Brent East is recovering after having a large school removed from his colon.
17 Jul
8:53pm, 17 Jul 2024
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Ocelot Spleens
What about Brent South? I went there later....
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10:33pm, 17 Jul 2024
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Derby Tup
I’ve been to Brent
7 Aug
11:02am, 7 Aug 2024
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
My personal medal counts at the Olympics has risen to 10. Particularly proud of my synchronised swimming, weightlifting and BMX performances. Best of all was donning a thin-suit and dodgy wig, praising god, and passing for an American to win the men's 1500m
7 Aug
11:09am, 7 Aug 2024
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Derby Tup
I was going to go for a run out at the 5,000 metres but got a call to go on a club social run from the Brown Cow, which is obviously a much more prestigious event so no Olympics this time

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Maintained by Derby Tup
Inspired by mention of superliars on Velociraptor's blog I thought I'd start a thread where Fetchies could post lies. Make them big fat ones please

For starters I've been seriously considering a hair transplant

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