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Liar, liar, pants on fire

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fetcheveryone 17 Jul 2:10pm, 17 Jul 2024 30,851 posts	0 fetcheveryone [I thought that was going somewhere darker...] I have just applied to the Royal College of Needlework.
57.5 Degrees of Pain 17 Jul 3:17pm, 17 Jul 2024 19,493 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain I shot Donald Trump. Some poor sap got the blame again, but I sneaked away from my normal spot on a grassy knoll.
Derby Tup 17 Jul 3:28pm, 17 Jul 2024 66,850 posts	0 Derby Tup I leapt up and batted the bullet away while piercing his ear with a compass
cathrobinson 17 Jul 3:39pm, 17 Jul 2024 12,708 posts	0 cathrobinson I paid the guy to assassinate him, and am really pissed off I can’t get a refund.
Ocelot Spleens 17 Jul 4:23pm, 17 Jul 2024 39,260 posts	0 Ocelot Spleens I am Gareth Southgate
IdristheDragon 17 Jul 4:25pm, 17 Jul 2024 8,330 posts	0 IdristheDragon No, I am Gareth Southgate
Ocelot Spleens 17 Jul 4:29pm, 17 Jul 2024 39,261 posts	0 Ocelot Spleens
Ocelot Spleens 17 Jul 4:33pm, 17 Jul 2024 39,262 posts	0 Ocelot Spleens That in hapoened in school once, somebody drew a willy in the middle of a map on the blackboard in a Geography lesson. The teacher had popped out. Who did this! I'm Spartacus! There was uproar for ages. We all got filling in the alphabet on tiny graph paper detention. '
Derby Tup 17 Jul 4:57pm, 17 Jul 2024 66,852 posts	0 Derby Tup Where did you go? Eton? Kids used to set fire to the school if the teacher stepped out at ours. Well they did until a RAF Vulcan accidentally bombed it to the ground on a training run
57.5 Degrees of Pain 17 Jul 5:08pm, 17 Jul 2024 19,495 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain I was a Vulcan bomber pilot. Those school runs were no accident.

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Maintained by Derby Tup

Inspired by mention of superliars on Velociraptor's blog I thought I'd start a thread where Fetchies could post lies. Make them big fat ones please

For starters I've been seriously considering a hair transplant

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