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Velociraptor 27 Jan 5:10pm, 27 Jan 2024 67,538 posts	0 Velociraptor I ran a new national age group record at parkrun today, but it didn't count because I forgot my barcode.
Derby Tup 27 Jan 5:40pm, 27 Jan 2024 64,038 posts	0 Derby Tup I set a new all comers world record at Park Run this morning but failed a drug test for Yorkshire Tea
Mrs Jigs (Luverlylegs) 27 Jan 5:42pm, 27 Jan 2024 40,419 posts	0 Mrs Jigs (Luverlylegs) I went to Aylesbury today and bought some ducks but they flew away.
cathrobinson 27 Jan 5:43pm, 27 Jan 2024 12,207 posts	0 cathrobinson I am so strong there wasn’t enough weight for me to lift in the hotel gym to get a sweat on.
Derby Tup 27 Jan 5:50pm, 27 Jan 2024 64,039 posts	0 Derby Tup I used to struggle too in hotel gyms so don’t bother now. I steal the battery from an electric car, Tesla are good, then strap it on my back and run up and down the fire escape a few hundred times
Nicholls595 27 Jan 6:38pm, 27 Jan 2024 31,467 posts	0 Nicholls595 I take the battery out of a Tesla too. I leave it in the car park and strap the car to my back.
cathrobinson 27 Jan 7:55pm, 27 Jan 2024 12,208 posts	0 cathrobinson I designed the Tesla but couldn’t be bothered to set up the company to make it in bulk so decided to try and find a real life Bond villain to give the idea to. I think I selected well.
Derby Tup 27 Jan 8:12pm, 27 Jan 2024 64,047 posts	0 Derby Tup Yes you did. Selecting a Fetchie who lives undercover near Haworth to run the business remotely has gone well
Derby Tup 17 Jul 12:49pm, 17 Jul 2024 66,848 posts	0 Derby Tup Going to Parliament with Mr Farage following my recent election success standing for Reform has been fascinating
Velociraptor 17 Jul 2:07pm, 17 Jul 2024 69,926 posts	0 Velociraptor A little word of warning to the newly elected honourable member. In my recently acquired role in the House of Commons dining room, I couldn't help noticing how much you appear to be enjoying the subsidised pies and puddings. I would recommend caution unless Mr Farage has indicated that he'll pay to upsize your sharp suit once a fortnight during the parliamentary term.

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Maintained by Derby Tup

Inspired by mention of superliars on Velociraptor's blog I thought I'd start a thread where Fetchies could post lies. Make them big fat ones please

For starters I've been seriously considering a hair transplant

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