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Derby Tup 8 Jan 12:40pm, 8 Jan 2024 63,531 posts	0 Derby Tup Inspired by mention of superliars on Velociraptor's blog I thought I'd start a thread where Fetchies could post lies. Make them big fat ones please For starters I've been seriously considering a hair transplant
Pale Skinny Vegan 8 Jan 12:51pm, 8 Jan 2024 437 posts	0 Pale Skinny Vegan Did you know there's an International Lying Championship? I won it last year.
Nellers 8 Jan 12:51pm, 8 Jan 2024 41,917 posts	0 Nellers My application for the Nasa Astronauts programme has been accepted and I'm off to Houston next week to start the proper training. All the stuff I've logged on here over the years has just been to get me ready for this. I'm really an astrophysicist in the real world.
fetcheveryone 8 Jan 12:56pm, 8 Jan 2024 30,026 posts	0 fetcheveryone If I focus hard enough, I can extrude earwax in a variety of shapes.
Mushroom 8 Jan 12:58pm, 8 Jan 2024 2,988 posts	0 Mushroom [ But can you expel it like the old Playdoh models with holes in their nose, mouth, etc..? ]
fetcheveryone 8 Jan 12:58pm, 8 Jan 2024 30,027 posts	0 fetcheveryone Oh yes, of course. I'm surprised you had to ask.
Velociraptor 8 Jan 1:54pm, 8 Jan 2024 67,231 posts	0 Velociraptor I know for a fact that DT has gone beyond considering a hair transplant. He has found a surgeon willing to perform the procedure and I am going to be the donor. The only reason he hasn't had the transplant yet is that he wants the "distinguished" look and he's discarding all the hairs that aren't silver, but a couple more shearings should be enough.
Dave A 8 Jan 1:58pm, 8 Jan 2024 24,030 posts	0 Dave A I’m a former fell runner, now a sheep farmer, that lives a life in the wilderness of the Peak District.
fetcheveryone 8 Jan 2:01pm, 8 Jan 2024 30,028 posts	0 fetcheveryone Ooh, edgy.
Dave A 8 Jan 2:03pm, 8 Jan 2024 24,031 posts	0 Dave A Ooh, edgy. Too soon?

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Inspired by mention of superliars on Velociraptor's blog I thought I'd start a thread where Fetchies could post lies. Make them big fat ones please

For starters I've been seriously considering a hair transplant

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