Meaningless product descriptions

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Sigh Oct 2021 9:25am, 14 Oct 2021 10,379 posts	0 Sigh Can anyone recommend a blunt object I can use to open this, please? Should I try using a hammer?
Carpathius Oct 2021 9:49am, 14 Oct 2021 21,171 posts	0 Carpathius Dropping a piano on it might work.
McGoohan Oct 2021 10:04am, 14 Oct 2021 50,451 posts	0 McGoohan Has it got a cat in it?
Nellers Oct 2021 10:35am, 14 Oct 2021 39,051 posts	0 Nellers Yes and no, McGoohan. Yes and no, but not maybe.
GlennR Oct 2021 9:43pm, 14 Oct 2021 59,084 posts	0 GlennR
Diogenes Oct 2021 9:50pm, 14 Oct 2021 63,491 posts	0 Diogenes Might have been a cat. Hard to tell, what with all the damage the piano caused.
Red Squirrel Oct 2021 3:44pm, 15 Oct 2021 22,055 posts	0 Red Squirrel That FAC throw is 100 percent polyester. Urgh.
Diogenes Oct 2021 3:53pm, 15 Oct 2021 63,518 posts	0 Diogenes "About Nike Their mission: to bring inspiration and innovation to every athlete* in the world. *If you have a body, you are an athlete."
♪♫ Synge ♪♫ Oct 2021 4:01pm, 15 Oct 2021 42,941 posts	0 ♪♫ Synge ♪♫ "About Nike Their mission: to bring ... innovation ... " Hmmm. Possibly a little too much innovation in some cases. (Not thinking of Galen Rupp at all, oh no.)
ChrisHB Oct 2021 8:39pm, 15 Oct 2021 21,250 posts	0 ChrisHB A meaningless job description, but possibly well-paid... I've just watched a French tv production in which not a single word was spoken. (It was a piece of music) The top credit went to the scriptwriter.