Meaningless product descriptions

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Oct 2021
9:25am, 14 Oct 2021
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Sigh
Can anyone recommend a blunt object I can use to open this, please? Should I try using a hammer?



:-)
Oct 2021
9:49am, 14 Oct 2021
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Carpathius
Dropping a piano on it might work.
Oct 2021
10:04am, 14 Oct 2021
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McGoohan
Has it got a cat in it?
Oct 2021
10:35am, 14 Oct 2021
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Nellers
Yes and no, McGoohan. Yes and no, but not maybe.
Oct 2021
9:43pm, 14 Oct 2021
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GlennR
Oct 2021
9:50pm, 14 Oct 2021
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Diogenes
Might have been a cat. Hard to tell, what with all the damage the piano caused.
Oct 2021
3:44pm, 15 Oct 2021
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Red Squirrel
That FAC throw is 100 percent polyester. Urgh.
Oct 2021
3:53pm, 15 Oct 2021
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Diogenes
"About Nike
Their mission: to bring inspiration and innovation to every athlete* in the world.

*If you have a body, you are an athlete."
Oct 2021
4:01pm, 15 Oct 2021
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♪♫ Synge ♪♫
"About Nike Their mission: to bring ... innovation ... "


Hmmm. Possibly a little too much innovation in some cases. (Not thinking of Galen Rupp at all, oh no.)
Oct 2021
8:39pm, 15 Oct 2021
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ChrisHB
A meaningless job description, but possibly well-paid...

I've just watched a French tv production in which not a single word was spoken. (It was a piece of music) The top credit went to the scriptwriter.

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