Meaningless product descriptions

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2:06pm, 1 Nov 2021
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LazyDaisy
Not sure this is the right thread for this, but I wouldn't want anyone to miss out...
'have secured a bonus wealth activation group session with the accredited senior success conscious mindset coach L*** M****** for anyone who joins in the money mindset course.

The 'wealth activation' might have something to do with 'This course normally costs £400 but for anyone booking before 6th Nov it's £99, rising to £127 after that date. Places are limited, book now!'

This is from a FB post by a woman in my choir. She also peddles anti-vax nonsense. I have challenged her about that in the past and she simply responds 'We'll have to agree to disagree!' Bleurgh. What a mindset :-(
Nov 2021
3:31pm, 1 Nov 2021
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GlennR
The fact that I read 'conscious' as 'couscous' didn't make the course any less attractive.
Nov 2021
3:34pm, 1 Nov 2021
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Velociraptor
Funny how often people who peddle one bullshit peddle all the bullshits. There seems to be a big anti-vax/alternative health/MLM crossover.
Nov 2021
4:48pm, 1 Nov 2021
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stuart little
Vrap, that's because they've all done their youtube research, and the rest of us are just sheep...
Nov 2021
4:59pm, 1 Nov 2021
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Velociraptor
Having seen the damage that a determined sheep can do to a person, I consider being called a sheep quite a compliment to my scariness dino
Nov 2021
10:17pm, 1 Nov 2021
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Badger
I think the expression is crank magnetism.
Nov 2021
6:36am, 2 Nov 2021
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MarkyMarkMark (3M)
I think my bike has that...
Nov 2021
8:54am, 5 Nov 2021
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Velociraptor
Tesco sells table-top sweetener tablets. I have an unbidden image of furniture being chewed.
Nov 2021
9:08am, 5 Nov 2021
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GregP
Brilliant effort V'rap :)
Nov 2021
12:25pm, 5 Nov 2021
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Carpathius
BRB, just going to measure my bush and my wasit.

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