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ChrisHB Nov 2021 12:31pm, 6 Nov 2021 21,274 posts	Quote Pin ChrisHB A "Hyperchill" jacket sounds as if it does exactly the opposite of what I suppose it is being sold as doing. Ronhill
DoricQuine Nov 2021 11:54am, 9 Nov 2021 6,199 posts	Quote Pin DoricQuine I thought this leaflet was for a regular shaver till I took a closer look! 😳
fetcheveryone Nov 2021 12:02pm, 9 Nov 2021 26,684 posts	Quote Pin fetcheveryone Well if Jeffrey G says it's good, who are we to argue? Seriously though, that 4000k LED spotlight must be invaluable.
McGoohan Nov 2021 12:15pm, 9 Nov 2021 50,583 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan Is that Jeffery from Rainbow? He probably uses it to shave his Bungle.
fetcheveryone Nov 2021 12:16pm, 9 Nov 2021 26,685 posts	Quote Pin fetcheveryone Is that your name for your Wasit?
Sigh Nov 2021 12:31pm, 9 Nov 2021 10,509 posts	Quote Pin Sigh A proud claim by L'Oreal: presumably the inference is that they compensate for the lack of quantity by the extra size.
Snoot Nov 2021 12:35pm, 9 Nov 2021 3,669 posts	Quote Pin Snoot That reminds me: https://youtu.be/sI45Q_Rp11A
Nicholls595 Nov 2021 12:38pm, 9 Nov 2021 25,932 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595
GregP Nov 2021 2:04pm, 9 Nov 2021 130,364 posts	Quote Pin GregP The Manscaped Lawnmower is familiar to anyone who listens to The Athletic's US sports podcasts. Nasty business.
Angus Clydesdale Nov 2021 2:08pm, 9 Nov 2021 23,482 posts	Quote Pin Angus Clydesdale Swedish chemist's shop