Meaningless product descriptions

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Steve NordRunner Nov 2021 4:14pm, 11 Nov 2021 834 posts	0 Steve NordRunner Yeah, the Altra Platypus would be a great name for a shoe with a broad forefoot that allows your toes to spread, except that, according to wikipedia, the root of «platypus» means «flat-footed».
ChrisHB Nov 2021 5:14pm, 11 Nov 2021 21,276 posts	0 ChrisHB the "Eierlegende Wollmilchsau" is a fairly ordinary bit of German that a machine should have a translation for. That is not to say that I have one, but it's literally an egg-laying wool milk sow, meaning something that is too good to be true.
ChrisHB Nov 2021 5:15pm, 11 Nov 2021 21,277 posts	0 ChrisHB the human body is not recommended in movement status = it's best to keep still
quimby Nov 2021 12:37pm, 14 Nov 2021 5,087 posts	0 quimby Popped up in my Instagram feed this morning. Unisex pine cone.
MarkyMarkMark (3M) Nov 2021 10:32am, 23 Nov 2021 16,687 posts	0 MarkyMarkMark (3M) Cheese or chocolate? Level up your dinner party with 39% off an Artesà fondue set Level up my dinner party?
Serendippily Nov 2021 11:27am, 23 Nov 2021 24,251 posts	0 Serendippily Yes. Don’t put one guest on the bar stool and another in the tub chair
Diogenes Nov 2021 11:44am, 23 Nov 2021 64,636 posts	0 Diogenes [Disagree, put the lanky git on the bar stool and the short-arse in the tub chair]
Snoot Nov 2021 10:06pm, 23 Nov 2021 3,722 posts	0 Snoot When you think you need to fill the card up with words 🤦🏻‍♂️ Good to know that what is essentially paint is “aerodynamic” and that “one size fits all”
Oscar the Grouch Nov 2021 7:24am, 24 Nov 2021 3,853 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch Unmatched comfort too!
um Nov 2021 8:42am, 24 Nov 2021 5,462 posts	0 um I want the invisibility enhancement. Although I guess that means smothering it all over, running naked and trusting it doesn't wear off, or wash off too soon.