Meaningless product descriptions

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Fragile Do Not Bend 12 Oct 7:24pm, 12 Oct 2024 12,127 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend cackleberry wrote:Fragile Do Not Bend wrote:No thanks, I’m rather attached to my face. Oh! Oh! I know! Is it a flannel? Special water activated flannel.
Red Squirrel 12 Oct 7:32pm, 12 Oct 2024 24,518 posts	0 Red Squirrel It’s a load of flannel!
Velociraptor 17 Oct 6:00pm, 17 Oct 2024 71,505 posts	0 Velociraptor I'm interested to see that the serving suggestion for the jar of peeled garlic cloves appears to be "wrap them in garlic skin and assemble them into garlic bulbs".
GlennR 17 Oct 8:02pm, 17 Oct 2024 76,734 posts	0 GlennR I might have a suggestion as to what they can do with them.
Mr J 19 Oct 5:54pm, 19 Oct 2024 7,975 posts	0 Mr J Brine with garlic?
3M 24 Oct 7:53pm, 24 Oct 2024 25,012 posts	0 3M "THE QUEST FOR EXCELLENCE HAS AWAKENED AN ANCIENT ART" "Experience innovation from the depths of time with the MARQ® Adventurer – Damascus Steel Edition modern tool watch." That's a Garmin watch, for goodness sake! A cool £2,799 RRP. garmin.com
Maclennane 25 Oct 9:19am, 25 Oct 2024 33,058 posts	0 Maclennane Innovation from the depths of time? That's glorious
Red Squirrel 25 Oct 5:31pm, 25 Oct 2024 24,573 posts	0 Red Squirrel For the time traveller in your life …