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Red Squirrel 10 Oct 6:25pm, 10 Oct 2024 24,502 posts	0 Red Squirrel I wondered about that Rap. I’ve always put the parchment on. Did you get little bean indentations?
Fragile Do Not Bend 10 Oct 7:48pm, 10 Oct 2024 12,119 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend jacdaw wrote:No more soggy bottoms. You're welcome. Nobody wants a soggy bottom.
Velociraptor 10 Oct 7:52pm, 10 Oct 2024 71,349 posts	0 Velociraptor It ended up completely ruined, RS. The ceramic beans got really hot and melted through the pastry so the base was a fragile lattice of beans and cooked pastry. I did manage to salvage the beans but not the pastry.
Fragile Do Not Bend 10 Oct 11:14pm, 10 Oct 2024 12,121 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend Advert on TV for Always sanitary towels, claiming “up to zero leaks” 🤷‍♀️
chunkywizard 11 Oct 7:50am, 11 Oct 2024 17,607 posts	0 chunkywizard Upto does some heavy lifting in a lot of ads these days.
ThorntonRunner 11 Oct 9:12am, 11 Oct 2024 7,779 posts	0 ThorntonRunner See also use of 100% more - which sounds like "all" but means "twice as much"
GordonG 11 Oct 9:31am, 11 Oct 2024 10,665 posts	0 GordonG ThorntonRunner wrote:See also use of 100% more - which sounds like "all" but means "twice as much" Beloved by makers of toothpaste ads...
Fragile Do Not Bend 12 Oct 7:03pm, 12 Oct 2024 12,125 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend No thanks, I’m rather attached to my face.
Velociraptor 12 Oct 7:15pm, 12 Oct 2024 71,405 posts	0 Velociraptor My mum used to refer to her make up as "putting my face on". Fortunately, only my gran was present when toddler me said, "Mummy's putting her head on."
cackleberry 12 Oct 7:18pm, 12 Oct 2024 4,122 posts	0 cackleberry Fragile Do Not Bend wrote:No thanks, I’m rather attached to my face. Oh! Oh! I know! Is it a flannel?