Meaningless product descriptions
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Dec 2021
2:17pm, 16 Dec 2021
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ChrisHB
Few towns can have less in the way of festivities than Taunton, where late night shopping is the highlight. Though there is a miniature railway running on Sunday that seems to have escaped the notice of the tourist office. |
Dec 2021
2:20pm, 16 Dec 2021
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Oscar the Grouch
It's not running at the moment, Chris - only runs in the summer I think. Bizarrely it runs around the kids play area and nobody can get in or out while it is tootling around!!
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Dec 2021
2:35pm, 16 Dec 2021
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ChrisHB
And two Sundays this month according to notices. Wondered about access. |
Dec 2021
10:13am, 21 Dec 2021
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Velocirappingpaper
Things You Never Knew You Were Doing Wrong. musthaveideas.co.uk |
Dec 2021
10:20am, 21 Dec 2021
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McGoohan
"Extend the life of your batteries" - presumably by taking them out of, e.g. the flashlight they are in and having them in a big foam storage bag. The picture down the bottom is priceless - a woman looks on lovingly as she sorts her batteries. |
Dec 2021
10:23am, 21 Dec 2021
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Velocirappingpaper
I'm now wondering what eL Bee! has been Googling for me to get that as a targeted ad.
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Dec 2021
10:30am, 21 Dec 2021
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We 3Ms of Orient Are
Also entertained that the Testimonial by Ann below that has her spelling the plural of battery in two different ways within the same paragraph. My "apostrophe alertometer" pinged as soon as I saw the paragraph, even before I'd read it word for word! I actually have a large plastic ice-cream tub that fulfils the same purpose - I also aways know where my batteries are! |
Dec 2021
10:32am, 21 Dec 2021
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fetcheveryone
Where can I buy your apostrophe alertometer?
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Dec 2021
10:33am, 21 Dec 2021
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GregP
I always wonder whether I'm running low on my battery's.
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Dec 2021
10:34am, 21 Dec 2021
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GregP
Lorraine Kelly is a brand ambassador. FMOB.
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