Meaningless product descriptions

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ChrisHB Dec 2021 2:17pm, 16 Dec 2021 21,367 posts	0 ChrisHB Few towns can have less in the way of festivities than Taunton, where late night shopping is the highlight. Though there is a miniature railway running on Sunday that seems to have escaped the notice of the tourist office.
Oscar the Grouch Dec 2021 2:20pm, 16 Dec 2021 3,977 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch It's not running at the moment, Chris - only runs in the summer I think. Bizarrely it runs around the kids play area and nobody can get in or out while it is tootling around!!
ChrisHB Dec 2021 2:35pm, 16 Dec 2021 21,368 posts	0 ChrisHB And two Sundays this month according to notices. Wondered about access.
Velocirappingpaper Dec 2021 10:13am, 21 Dec 2021 55,567 posts	0 Velocirappingpaper Things You Never Knew You Were Doing Wrong. musthaveideas.co.uk
McGoohan Dec 2021 10:20am, 21 Dec 2021 50,824 posts	0 McGoohan "Extend the life of your batteries" - presumably by taking them out of, e.g. the flashlight they are in and having them in a big foam storage bag. The picture down the bottom is priceless - a woman looks on lovingly as she sorts her batteries.
Velocirappingpaper Dec 2021 10:23am, 21 Dec 2021 55,568 posts	0 Velocirappingpaper I'm now wondering what eL Bee! has been Googling for me to get that as a targeted ad.
We 3Ms of Orient Are Dec 2021 10:30am, 21 Dec 2021 16,922 posts	0 We 3Ms of Orient Are Also entertained that the Testimonial by Ann below that has her spelling the plural of battery in two different ways within the same paragraph. My "apostrophe alertometer" pinged as soon as I saw the paragraph, even before I'd read it word for word! I actually have a large plastic ice-cream tub that fulfils the same purpose - I also aways know where my batteries are!
fetcheveryone Dec 2021 10:32am, 21 Dec 2021 26,972 posts	0 fetcheveryone Where can I buy your apostrophe alertometer?
GregP Dec 2021 10:33am, 21 Dec 2021 131,633 posts	0 GregP I always wonder whether I'm running low on my battery's.
GregP Dec 2021 10:34am, 21 Dec 2021 131,634 posts	0 GregP Lorraine Kelly is a brand ambassador. FMOB.