Meaningless product descriptions

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Dec 2021
10:38am, 21 Dec 2021
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We 3Ms of Orient Are
I think it's a genetic thing, <@> !

And a par</@>ticularly anal mindset. :-) It's so much easier for me to criticise than to create. :-(
Dec 2021
10:41am, 21 Dec 2021
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We 3Ms of Orient Are
[Whoa, that did not work as I expected! Try again....]

I think it's a genetic thing, fetcheveryone !
And a particularly anal mindset. :-) It's so much easier for me to criticise than to create. :-(
Dec 2021
11:14am, 21 Dec 2021
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Diogenes
I wonder what those women need so many batteries for?
Dec 2021
11:15am, 21 Dec 2021
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fetcheveryone
To power their apostrophe alertometers?
Dec 2021
11:19am, 21 Dec 2021
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We 3Ms of Orient Are
It'd certainly give them a lot of use if that's the case.
Dec 2021
11:29pm, 23 Dec 2021
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ChrisHB
These adidas trail running shorts help you to keep high speed, lightness and concentration along the way.

(Italian site)

I always wondered if there was a simple way to lose weight and concentrate better.
Dec 2021
11:33pm, 23 Dec 2021
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GlennR
Heroin?
Dec 2021
6:29am, 24 Dec 2021
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GregP
Cocaine is more socially acceptable and fucks you up slightly less.
Dec 2021
11:19am, 24 Dec 2021
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Dvorak
Maybe the shorts have special cocaine gel absorption pads? The downside would be the wearer endlessly telling everyone how they are absolutely smashing their training and going on about the hundreds of races they have done and are going to do.

Hmm - maybe some people have them already.
Dec 2021
12:02am, 25 Dec 2021
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ChrisHB
"cuts everything like butter"

such as margarine, dripping, lard. But not butter itself.

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