Meaningless product descriptions

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ChrisHB Dec 2021 2:05pm, 26 Dec 2021 21,397 posts	0 ChrisHB Showcasing the most advanced aircraft across commercial and military aviation design, the daily flying display brings innovation to the skies of Farnborough. Illustrated by a picture of bi-planes with wing-walkers. farnboroughairshow.com
Stiller Nachtläufer Dec 2021 2:14pm, 31 Dec 2021 539 posts	0 Stiller Nachtläufer "Just so you know, we have nothing in our larder that you wouldn't have in yours." Not meaningless, but they've clearly never been in my kitchen.
ChrisHB Jan 2022 2:11pm, 7 Jan 2022 21,430 posts	0 ChrisHB "Every week we inform you several times with fun and innovative offers available on the web." An explanation as to how I was sent an unsolicited email about funeral plans.
Oscar the Grouch Jan 2022 2:19pm, 7 Jan 2022 4,094 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch Putting the fun into funeral
Velociraptor Jan 2022 9:35am, 9 Jan 2022 55,850 posts	0 Velociraptor Why bother climbing or weightlifting when you can buy a stick with patterned sandpaper on it to destroy the skin of your hands without leaving your own sofa? gripcure.com Can be bought in a package with a brush to scrub the detached flesh off the sandpaper.
Steve NordRunner Jan 2022 4:53pm, 9 Jan 2022 1,073 posts	0 Steve NordRunner Says it's a callous remover - wasn't that Léon?
Carpathius Jan 2022 8:21pm, 9 Jan 2022 21,393 posts	0 Carpathius Similar to a cleaner?
quimby Jan 2022 9:56am, 11 Jan 2022 5,228 posts	0 quimby Garmin Tactix Delta features.
Sigh Jan 2022 10:03am, 11 Jan 2022 11,040 posts	0 Sigh Garmin Tactix Delta features. ....are they going after a market for assassins, now?
Groundhog Jan 2022 10:06am, 11 Jan 2022 3,333 posts	0 Groundhog So, just shorts then.