Meaningless product descriptions

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GlennR Sep 2021 8:50pm, 29 Sep 2021 58,866 posts	0 GlennR “It” ears: thecut.com
Carpathius Sep 2021 7:27am, 30 Sep 2021 21,120 posts	0 Carpathius I just sprained my eye muscles.
GordonG Sep 2021 9:32am, 30 Sep 2021 8,804 posts	0 GordonG Had to double check that the date on that article wasn't April 1st
GlennR Sep 2021 10:12am, 30 Sep 2021 58,876 posts	0 GlennR I did the same.
Dvorak Sep 2021 10:14am, 30 Sep 2021 23,532 posts	0 Dvorak I'm not entirely sure it will catch on. Too droopy. Perky ears, that's the way to go.
GlennR Sep 2021 10:52am, 30 Sep 2021 58,879 posts	0 GlennR That's elfist.
MarkyMarkMark (3M) Sep 2021 9:35pm, 30 Sep 2021 16,217 posts	0 MarkyMarkMark (3M) Oh my. That's simply weird. I did think Mr Tumnus for a moment
ChrisHB Oct 2021 11:27am, 1 Oct 2021 21,207 posts	0 ChrisHB RAI Radio 3, the program for young people, is dedicated to playing classical and is the most trendy among listeners between über 65 year-olds.
GlennR Oct 2021 6:50pm, 1 Oct 2021 58,905 posts	0 GlennR “The #CUPRA Tavascan Extreme E Concept maximises electric performance with a truly unique design. Featuring sustainable materials, plus a brand-new aesthetic that represent our DNA.”
Dvorak Oct 2021 7:05pm, 1 Oct 2021 23,551 posts	0 Dvorak Five wheels, none of which are roughly in the corners, the driver lies flat and steers with their feet, and the bodywork is a Flyknit weave made of organic jute? Maybe if it represents their DNA, a double helix also features somewhere.