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Sep 2021
11:34am, 6 Sep 2021
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Oscar the Grouch
You cook salads now? That is changing life in fairness.
Sep 2021
1:28pm, 6 Sep 2021
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Dvorak
I have formed an entirely rational hatred of them.
Sep 2021
1:35pm, 6 Sep 2021
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fetcheveryone
Salads?
Sep 2021
1:43pm, 6 Sep 2021
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Dvorak
I would if I watched another Saladmaster video.

Still not sure what they actually do. Overpriced cultish cookery courses where they charge ludicrous amounts to pass on common knowledge as something revelatory?

Might someone be so good as to look that up for me? I'm afraid that if I do it myself, my head will start boiling.
Sep 2021
1:54pm, 6 Sep 2021
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McGoohan
I'm thinking 'pyramid scheme' is somewhere involved
Sep 2021
2:19pm, 6 Sep 2021
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GlennR
When I took that photograph at Tulse Hill yesterday a woman rushed out from inside to offer me her business card. She thought I was a potential punter.
Sep 2021
2:21pm, 6 Sep 2021
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chunkywizard
did you give her a link to the thread? ;-)
Sep 2021
2:53pm, 6 Sep 2021
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Nellers
Is it just me or is there something James Bond villain sinister about “we change life” as opposed to “we change lives”?
Sep 2021
3:02pm, 6 Sep 2021
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Dvorak
I went in ...

Oh, pots. They sell pots and pans. And their original product, a salad grater. Can't find the prices anywhere though. You would have to call a representative for that. Estimate: stupidly expensive.
Sep 2021
3:40pm, 6 Sep 2021
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Pothunter
If you have to ask the price you can’t afford it

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