Meaningless product descriptions

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Helegant Jul 2021 8:14am, 21 Jul 2021 7,100 posts	0 Helegant After the above this looks quite tame, "The formula’s ingredients scavenge free radicals while nourishing the skin" spacenk.com What does 'scavenge free radicals' mean?
Carpathius Jul 2021 8:22am, 21 Jul 2021 20,962 posts	0 Carpathius When you've finished with your free radicals, and put them in the outside bin, this formula has a good rummage and finds them again.
stuart little Jul 2021 1:39pm, 22 Jul 2021 1,969 posts	0 stuart little Free radicals are high energy particles created when molecules split. These can cause skin damage, and in this case "scavenge" refers to the chemical process of turning these into benign, low energy compounds. There are published papers in this realm that show an improvement in sunlight protection of skin using antioxidants, so if class this one as "unnecessary use of correct scientific terminology" rather than "meaningless"
AdrianB1066 Jul 2021 10:36am, 27 Jul 2021 8,076 posts	0 AdrianB1066 My kippers this morning - thanks for the warning.
Dvorak Aug 2021 2:44pm, 7 Aug 2021 23,064 posts	0 Dvorak Cat grooming bag Use guide: 1.Put it on the cat’s body; 2.Tighten the elastic rope (not too tight); 3. Then do any business you want to; 4. If the cat struggle too much please check whether the wear way is correct, and trying to appease them; 5. After work, give them some treats for comfort and encouragement Humanized design: With creative Drawstrings design, can easily control the cat and keep it calm.Avoid cat's sharp claws and teeth make inappropriate cat restraint hazardous.Front hole allow cleaning of front paws, nails. Warming Tips: 1. Since most of cats may afraid water,they hate grooming. Most of cats may hate being tied, so you should treat it more patiently and don't let it feel scared at the beginning. 2. You only need a little patience and a lot of delicacies, almost every dog or cat can be trained to wear it! Only £9.99 m.media-amazon.com
GlennR Aug 2021 3:21pm, 7 Aug 2021 58,128 posts	0 GlennR Most helpfully, £9.99 is a reminder of the number you will need after you’ve attempted to get your cat in the bag.
Helegant Aug 2021 7:09pm, 7 Aug 2021 7,103 posts	0 Helegant ^^ wow. This description of curtain fabric just made me giggle at the auto translator's unintended accuracy, "A revitalising and rejuvenating colour will stimulate calamity through different projects."
Carpathius Aug 2021 2:12pm, 8 Aug 2021 21,033 posts	0 Carpathius The description of the cat bag conjures up a very funny set of images Here's a gem from Amazon, "portable waterproof raincoat" for when you're fed up with the static type. AKA "a tent".
um Aug 2021 12:50pm, 19 Aug 2021 5,048 posts	0 um PG tips mailshot ... For International Dog Day we've teamed up with the tea-riffic lot at Woof & Brew to create a cold infused English Breakwoof tea for pooches and it's paw-sitively delightful. Each of our Limited Edition Tea Pack include 1x box of 10 biodegradable pyramid English Breakwoof teabags - those are for your pooch
GregP Aug 2021 1:16pm, 19 Aug 2021 128,778 posts	0 GregP Well do we need a poll to decide how far right off they can sod?