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Carpathius May 2021 10:21am, 20 May 2021 20,780 posts	0 Carpathius And LOL @ Fetch
ChrisHB May 2021 5:01pm, 23 May 2021 20,977 posts	0 ChrisHB The RHS gives a new meaning to the word "like":
Oscar the Grouch May 2021 7:30am, 24 May 2021 3,088 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch I suggest you don't look up the STI clinic... You may also like...
MarkyMarkMark (3M) May 2021 9:11am, 24 May 2021 15,249 posts	0 MarkyMarkMark (3M)
GlennR Jun 2021 6:37pm, 15 Jun 2021 57,465 posts	0 GlennR Re the upcoming rerelease of All Things Must Pass: “… the ultimate trinket for the diehard Beatles fan represents a triumph of marketing chutzpah and hubris, a $1,000 box, complete with replica garden gnomes, prayer beads, books, posters, even an oak bookmark, sourced from a dead tree in Harrison’s garden and an ‘artisan crafted’ wooden box, to put them all in.”
fetcheveryone Jul 2021 9:15am, 9 Jul 2021 26,284 posts	0 fetcheveryone Smart hula: amzn.to
McGoohan Jul 2021 9:18am, 9 Jul 2021 49,806 posts	0 McGoohan That looks excellent for knocking cups of tea onto the floor, smashing the telly etc
Oscar the Grouch Jul 2021 9:20am, 9 Jul 2021 3,260 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch Looks like a torture device to me, Fetch. I had some feedback yesterday asking me to rate a car park. It's a car park. I parked. They charged me. There weren't any potholes. Standard, I'd say.
Pothunter Jul 2021 9:49am, 9 Jul 2021 4,339 posts	0 Pothunter The details on the hula thing are great! “When the hula Rings hoop is rotating quickly, the soft rubber massage heads (including magnetic therapy disks) deeply massage your muscles, helping you burn fat quickly and eliminating fatigue. In particular, it is particularly useful for postpartum waist training, after long periods of sitting in an office and when your physical fitness levels are low.” “Quickly burn body fat and help achieve an ideal figure. In just 15 minutes a day, you will lose too much waist fat, beautify the waist curve, improve flexibility and promote bowel movements, thus leading a healthy life.”
Nellers Jul 2021 9:52am, 9 Jul 2021 38,785 posts	0 Nellers How quickly do the bowel movements come on? Do you need to hula hear a bathroom?