Meaningless product descriptions

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May 2021
10:21am, 20 May 2021
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Carpathius
And LOL @ Fetch :)
May 2021
5:01pm, 23 May 2021
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ChrisHB
The RHS gives a new meaning to the word "like":

May 2021
7:30am, 24 May 2021
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Oscar the Grouch
I suggest you don't look up the STI clinic...

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May 2021
9:11am, 24 May 2021
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MarkyMarkMark (3M)
:-o
Jun 2021
6:37pm, 15 Jun 2021
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GlennR
Re the upcoming rerelease of All Things Must Pass:

“… the ultimate trinket for the diehard Beatles fan represents a triumph of marketing chutzpah and hubris, a $1,000 box, complete with replica garden gnomes, prayer beads, books, posters, even an oak bookmark, sourced from a dead tree in Harrison’s garden and an ‘artisan crafted’ wooden box, to put them all in.”
Jul 2021
9:15am, 9 Jul 2021
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fetcheveryone
Smart hula:

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Jul 2021
9:18am, 9 Jul 2021
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McGoohan
That looks excellent for knocking cups of tea onto the floor, smashing the telly etc
Jul 2021
9:20am, 9 Jul 2021
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Oscar the Grouch
Looks like a torture device to me, Fetch.

I had some feedback yesterday asking me to rate a car park. It's a car park. I parked. They charged me. There weren't any potholes. Standard, I'd say.
Jul 2021
9:49am, 9 Jul 2021
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Pothunter
The details on the hula thing are great!

“When the hula Rings hoop is rotating quickly, the soft rubber massage heads (including magnetic therapy disks) deeply massage your muscles, helping you burn fat quickly and eliminating fatigue. In particular, it is particularly useful for postpartum waist training, after long periods of sitting in an office and when your physical fitness levels are low.”

“Quickly burn body fat and help achieve an ideal figure. In just 15 minutes a day, you will lose too much waist fat, beautify the waist curve, improve flexibility and promote bowel movements, thus leading a healthy life.”
Jul 2021
9:52am, 9 Jul 2021
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Nellers
How quickly do the bowel movements come on? Do you need to hula hear a bathroom?

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