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Meaningless product descriptions

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ChrisHB Aug 2021 1:45pm, 19 Aug 2021 21,119 posts	Quote Pin ChrisHB go on, but language may not have enough suitable words.
Carpathius Aug 2021 3:25pm, 19 Aug 2021 21,062 posts	Quote Pin Carpathius Only far enough to ensure an atmosphere incompatible with continued life.
Dvorak Aug 2021 3:49pm, 19 Aug 2021 23,168 posts	Quote Pin Dvorak Bunch of tryhards.
ChrisHB Aug 2021 10:24pm, 19 Aug 2021 21,120 posts	Quote Pin ChrisHB not a product description but meaningless in the purest sense of the word: No plane carrying Britons and Afghans from Kabul has left empty, the UK defence secretary has said. bbc.co.uk
Oscar the Grouch Aug 2021 5:55am, 20 Aug 2021 3,411 posts	Quote Pin Oscar the Grouch Well, no plane could leave empty, could it?
ChrisHB Aug 2021 9:07am, 20 Aug 2021 21,122 posts	Quote Pin ChrisHB and certainly not one carrying people.
ChrisHB Aug 2021 10:57am, 26 Aug 2021 21,134 posts	Quote Pin ChrisHB Cheap airport parking - Luton - buy online - free shipping
GlennR Aug 2021 11:12am, 26 Aug 2021 58,341 posts	Quote Pin GlennR Oh that's glorious.
Oscar the Grouch Aug 2021 9:08am, 27 Aug 2021 3,438 posts	Quote Pin Oscar the Grouch We might as well close the thread. Nothing beats that. Bravo.
ChrisHB Sep 2021 9:23pm, 4 Sep 2021 21,154 posts	Quote Pin ChrisHB An advert for BNP Paribas in which they show themselves unaware that a plural subject takes a plural verb. I suspect it is meaningless as well. Furthermore, however liberally we interpret 'tomorrow' I doubt it can be made to encompass 'long-term'. Ambitious ESG strategies today means long-term impact tomorrow.