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McGoohan Jul 2021 9:56am, 9 Jul 2021 49,807 posts	0 McGoohan I guess that's the weight loss covered...
Dvorak Jul 2021 9:56am, 9 Jul 2021 22,814 posts	0 Dvorak The fourth picture in made me actually laugh out loud. And here's a video https://youtube.com/watch?v=lfylf_FbVsc
Velociraptor Jul 2021 10:03am, 9 Jul 2021 53,380 posts	0 Velociraptor So, like, you still have to stand up and hula the hoop by your own effort? I thought it would do all the work for you while you sat at your desk/on the sofa and was planning to get one as a present for my colleague who's a sucker for implausible no-effort weight loss concepts.
Dvorak Jul 2021 10:14am, 9 Jul 2021 22,816 posts	0 Dvorak For me, it fails to be a hula hoop as it doesn't actually spin.
McGoohan Jul 2021 10:18am, 9 Jul 2021 49,808 posts	0 McGoohan It's more like a lego kit of an orbiting satellite really
ChrisHB Jul 2021 9:44pm, 9 Jul 2021 21,049 posts	0 ChrisHB Is it a perpetual motion machine?
Carpathius Jul 2021 6:55am, 10 Jul 2021 20,924 posts	0 Carpathius Or you could just buy, y'know, a hula hoop, for about £3.
ChrisHB Jul 2021 5:00pm, 10 Jul 2021 21,054 posts	0 ChrisHB Colour - Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1 - Mac OS X 10.6.8 or later (Currys)
ChrisHB Jul 2021 5:03pm, 10 Jul 2021 21,055 posts	0 ChrisHB It gets better - for £329: Box contents - Power cable - Setup guide - Software CD but for only £259: Box contents - Epson Ecotank ET-2750 All-in-One Wireless Inkjet Printer - Epson 102 Ecotank black ink bottle x 2 - Epson 102 Ecotank cyan ink bottle - Epson 102 Ecotank magenta ink bottle - Epson 102 Ecotank yellow ink bottle - Power cable - Setup guide - Software CD
Red Squirrel Jul 2021 9:11am, 14 Jul 2021 21,952 posts	0 Red Squirrel OMG - That hula hoop ad was voiced by a computer. Quite a nasty dystopian-sounding voiceover that gave me the creeps.