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Dvorak May 2021 8:37pm, 18 May 2021 22,455 posts	0 Dvorak [Roll your own fags, I would think.] [And something I didn't post earlier metropolismag.com ]
Carpathius May 2021 11:02am, 19 May 2021 20,773 posts	0 Carpathius Sexy kitchens?
Red Squirrel May 2021 11:37am, 19 May 2021 21,894 posts	0 Red Squirrel 9.5 weeks
ChrisHB May 2021 2:58pm, 19 May 2021 20,960 posts	0 ChrisHB Yoga fans will become flexible groups. (Advert for "retirement living")
Dvorak May 2021 3:06pm, 19 May 2021 22,459 posts	0 Dvorak [I'd hope that yoga fans would be flexible groups already. And Agile, though in a retirement community, maybe best to avoid the scrum. 9 and a half weeks, Squirrel? Is that a steamy romance set over the duration of fitting a sexy kitchen, with lashings of hot worktop action?]
Oscar the Grouch May 2021 3:07pm, 19 May 2021 3,077 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch Should all wipe clean at least...
Fragile Do Not Bend May 2021 3:55pm, 19 May 2021 8,423 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend https://youtu.be/p4XpwLHPlhw
Silent Runner May 2021 4:13pm, 19 May 2021 458 posts	0 Silent Runner It's always fascinating to see how these things are made... I would have assumed it was done in a factory somewhere.
McGoohan May 2021 8:08am, 20 May 2021 49,507 posts	0 McGoohan Erm... not sure this really belongs on here but i can't think of anywhere else: squishplushies.com er... oh, NSFW or if you have kids looking over your shoulder "Kinda long, kinda chonk, the absolute unit! Meet the Peepee Plushie, a giant cuddly plushie that packs some obscene girth. This stuffed plushie can get up to 28 inches long and has slightly cute black little eyes that you could get lost in if you tried. We recommend you don’t try though. Explaining to a bystander why you were gazing longingly at a humongous Peepee Plushie is no mean feat. Adorable little eyes EXTREMELY girthy Very cuddly Cuter than a real one Snuggle up with your Peepee Plushie and rest your head on his lovely soft shaft - or keep him on your desk to make your colleagues INSTANTLY contact HR to voice their concerns. Treat yourself to this adorable addition to your plush collection - because you’re girth it. We know the bigger the size, the better..."
GregP May 2021 8:23am, 20 May 2021 126,822 posts	0 GregP Packing some obscene girth, eh? Is the link SFW? I really don't know what a plushie is.