Meaningless product descriptions

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May 2021
10:06am, 4 May 2021
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McGoohan
That needs to be on the unicorns thread ;-)
May 2021
10:12am, 4 May 2021
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Oscar the Grouch
Oh my...
May 2021
9:49am, 6 May 2021
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Carpathius
Introducing Abundance and Magic through captivating colours.

- The Cambridge Satchel Company.
May 2021
9:56am, 6 May 2021
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GlennR
The Cambridge Satchel Company is guilty of many atrocities. That is another one for the list.
May 2021
5:34pm, 7 May 2021
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Nellers
Has anyone else noticed that the description "Electric Cars" seems to have been retired by advertisers and replaced with the more active "Electrified car".
May 2021
6:13pm, 7 May 2021
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GordonG
I'm shocked by that, Nellers
May 2021
7:59pm, 7 May 2021
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leaguefreak


I'd prefer mine done by a person. The lack of opposable thumbs might mean an elephant does a slapdash job....
May 2021
8:10pm, 7 May 2021
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Oscar the Grouch
Good work from you, Gordon
May 2021
10:05pm, 7 May 2021
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Dvorak
Don't be silly, leaguefreak.

Just like when they are painting anything else, they use their trunks.
May 2021
2:50pm, 8 May 2021
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GordonG
the advantage of having an elephant paint your face is that no matter what design you have, the next time you go back they'll remember your choice.

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