Meaningless product descriptions

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Nellers Mar 2021 9:08am, 27 Mar 2021 38,388 posts	0 Nellers Also 0/10 for the accurate forecast being in any way helpful!
Oscar the Grouch Mar 2021 10:00am, 27 Mar 2021 2,884 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch 50% chance of rain.
Maclennane Apr 2021 9:40am, 1 Apr 2021 27,171 posts	0 Maclennane Can't dry your laundry outside? Cloud with rain Say hello to Lenor Outdoorable! Its SolarDryTrade mark sign technology gives you freshness as if dried outside, even when you dry inside! #OutdoorableFresh
Dvorak Apr 2021 11:38am, 1 Apr 2021 22,239 posts	0 Dvorak April Fool? That's one which could really go either way.
Badger Apr 2021 12:01pm, 1 Apr 2021 13,721 posts	0 Badger I thought that - the beginning sounds as though they're going to say it's a magic product that lets you dry things outside even when it's raining.
Dvorak Apr 2021 9:27pm, 4 Apr 2021 22,246 posts	0 Dvorak XTEP Reactive Coil™ Summer advocates to create the impression of runners. Let the runners who love the shock absorbers turn into whirlwind boys and run freely. Footsteps, flowing clouds, gestures, smart strikes. Let the free rhythm of the street become the most flaunting display of the times.
ChrisHB Apr 2021 9:57pm, 4 Apr 2021 20,810 posts	0 ChrisHB That is truly vile, Dvorak. Well-spotted. ===== flowers 4 m (description on a packet of sunflower seeds)
ChrisHB Apr 2021 7:00pm, 6 Apr 2021 20,816 posts	0 ChrisHB caption on a picture advertising hiking in Scotland: Bloodyfoot near Kinglassie on the Pilgrim Way © Fife Council / Damian Shield not meaningless but signally infelicitous.
fetcheveryone Apr 2021 4:20pm, 19 Apr 2021 25,923 posts	0 fetcheveryone If you're ordering a bespoke item, please bear in mind your item will be made before it is posted to you.
Fragile Do Not Bend May 2021 9:54am, 4 May 2021 8,330 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend Erm... etsy.com