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Rosehip Mar 2021 7:25pm, 16 Mar 2021 20,206 posts	0 Rosehip salomon.com Fatigue reduction Oxide mineral patches reflect and self-activate the body's energy flow to enhance muscle tone, improve cellular balance, and help the body recover, even during exercise.
Carpathius Mar 2021 7:45pm, 16 Mar 2021 20,647 posts	0 Carpathius WOT I am deeply disappointed in Salomon. This sounds way more like something you'd find on Goop.
K5 Gus Mar 2021 7:52pm, 16 Mar 2021 4,417 posts	0 K5 Gus Do you think anyone would actually pay £90 for a t-shirt ?
Rosehip Mar 2021 8:14pm, 16 Mar 2021 20,210 posts	0 Rosehip I wouldn't pay the £38 for one I saw in a reduced sale somewhere, despite it being the perfect shape vest I've been looking for everywhere (covers shoulder blads so race vest doesn't rub)
Pothunter Mar 2021 11:02am, 18 Mar 2021 3,877 posts	0 Pothunter You can compliment the shirt with the £65 shorts: The lightweight S/LAB OUTER 6 overshorts are part of the modular S/LAB system. You choose your own combination of baselayer, overshorts and optional belt for optimum performance and comfort. These shorts are made to be worn over inner shorts, and sit low on the hips.
Pothunter Mar 2021 11:11am, 18 Mar 2021 3,878 posts	0 Pothunter But you also then need the undershorts. £60 for the boxers: 37.5® Technology optimizes your body's microclimate, to maintain an ideal core temperature so you perform better, longer.
ChrisHB Mar 2021 11:42am, 23 Mar 2021 20,780 posts	0 ChrisHB STEAM TRAIN INCLUDES DARTMOUTH-KINGSWEAR PASSENGER FERRY - FREE OF CHARGE ON PRESENTATION OF A VALID STEAM TRAIN
Serendippily Mar 2021 11:46am, 23 Mar 2021 21,334 posts	0 Serendippily Gosh. High bar
chunkywizard Mar 2021 11:53am, 23 Mar 2021 11,664 posts	0 chunkywizard Nice.
Diogenes Mar 2021 11:55am, 23 Mar 2021 58,635 posts	0 Diogenes Damn, my steam train has expired.