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GregP Feb 2021 11:40am, 24 Feb 2021 125,434 posts	0 GregP Featuring free WiFi, Stunning Beach View Holiday Suite is situated on the beachfront in Hollington. The apartment has sea views and is 12.4 miles from Rye. The apartment comes with 1 separate bedroom, 1 bathroom, a fully equipped kitchenette with a dining area and microwave, and a living room with a flat-screen TV. The apartment can conveniently provide information at the reception to help guests to get around the area. A bicycle rental service is available at the apartment, while hiking and cycling can be enjoyed nearby. Eastbourne is 16.2 miles from the accommodation, while Hastings is 1.1 miles from the property. The nearest airport is London Gatwick Airport, 61.5 miles from Stunning Beach View Holiday Suite. Couples particularly like the location — they rated it 9.0 for a two-person trip. We speak your language! I think they probably don't speak my language. Not natively at any rate. This didn't so much amuse me as make my head hurt.
Dvorak Feb 2021 11:46am, 24 Feb 2021 22,035 posts	0 Dvorak (That's nice, maybe one could meet up with Sharkie. The apartment could conveniently provide information for that. And a bicycle.)
Fragile Do Not Bend Feb 2021 12:31pm, 24 Feb 2021 7,932 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend Having looked up where Hollington is, that listing stretches the definition of beachfront somewhat. Maybe they provide binoculars to help with the sea view?
GregP Feb 2021 1:42pm, 24 Feb 2021 125,452 posts	0 GregP "The double bedroom provides amble storage"
Oscar the Grouch Feb 2021 2:15pm, 24 Feb 2021 2,764 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch for bodies
Nicholls595 Feb 2021 2:17pm, 24 Feb 2021 23,828 posts	0 Nicholls595 You can never have enough ambles
MarkyMarkMark (3M) Feb 2021 2:17pm, 24 Feb 2021 14,474 posts	0 MarkyMarkMark (3M) zombies, rather than live ones?
PK Feb 2021 2:31pm, 24 Feb 2021 809 posts	0 PK [ LOL at Oscar's deadpan response ]
ChrisHB Feb 2021 10:48am, 27 Feb 2021 20,655 posts	0 ChrisHB
McGoohan Feb 2021 10:52am, 27 Feb 2021 48,748 posts	0 McGoohan Is it coming from Jupiter?