Meaningless product descriptions

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Feb 2021
11:05am, 27 Feb 2021
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ChrisHB
It's probably following one of your T-shirts from Oldham to Leipzig to Doha to Sao Paolo to Dublin to Vladivostock to Hanoi to Miami to Phuket to Mexico City etc
Feb 2021
10:13pm, 28 Feb 2021
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Carpathius
Mar 2021
3:31pm, 1 Mar 2021
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chunkywizard
obviously keeping costs low by not employing a proof reader.
Mar 2021
2:52pm, 2 Mar 2021
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Fragile Do Not Bend
Hematite Ring

Hematite helps to absorb negative energy and calms in times of stress or worry.

These rings absorb negative energies and can break if they’ve absorbed too much.

This ever-stylish ring will add shine and sparkle to your fingers. It has been crafted from magnetized hematite, an element known for its ability to reduce pain and inflammation. Hematite rings appeal to both the male and female expressions.

to protect the longevity of your ring: cleanse upon arrival (all are cleansed before being sent out) & set your intentions. make sure to cleanse often as they absorb negative energies.

sunflowerjewels.com

[Good way of marketing a rubbish quality product]
Mar 2021
10:43am, 4 Mar 2021
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cackleberry
Just noticed on the advert on the top of this very page, for Shetland Wool Spider arch compression socks it refers to the subtle smell of sheep material.
Do you think they mean 'wool'?
Mar 2021
11:05am, 4 Mar 2021
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MarkyMarkMark (3M)
Or a smelly sheep?
Mar 2021
1:58pm, 4 Mar 2021
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cackleberry
Yeah, I wouldn't call wet sheep subtle. Nor a field full of mature rams.
Mar 2021
1:36pm, 11 Mar 2021
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Fragile Do Not Bend
Adidas Yeezy 450. I don’t feel I need to add anything further.
Mar 2021
2:00pm, 11 Mar 2021
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Rosehip
Oh, doesn't need words once you've seen the picture!

wtf?
Mar 2021
7:19pm, 11 Mar 2021
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MarkyMarkMark (3M)
I thought it was a scallop shell at first.

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