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leaguefreak May 2021 8:05pm, 8 May 2021 9,359 posts	0 leaguefreak That's genius
leaguefreak May 2021 8:12pm, 8 May 2021 9,360 posts	0 leaguefreak We saw the sign in real life by the way. At Chester Zoo. The poor woman seemed a bit put out that we were pointing and laughing when she set her sign up.
Dvorak May 2021 11:07pm, 10 May 2021 22,394 posts	0 Dvorak BEARD GROWTH KIT w/EXTRA BEARD GUARD: Our beard guard is made of high quality fabric, comfortable and breathable, effectively avoid facial hair falling into the food, more can avoid food sauces, soup and oil contamination your Beard on the face. Wearing it after applying our beard oil & beard balm over night instead of soaking in your pillow cases will help nutrient absorption and promote beard growth faster. Adjustable stretch fits all. amazon.co.uk Currently at a very special price. Please see link for picture of beard hammock. Perfect as a unique romantic gifts for Dad husband boyfriend mens boys on christmas, birthday, fathers day, valentines day or any other special occasion.
McGoohan May 2021 11:16pm, 10 May 2021 49,370 posts	0 McGoohan "Romantic gift for Dad"
um May 2021 9:06am, 11 May 2021 4,676 posts	0 um A 'topless half mask' - just what I want for going out & shocking the shoppers. Rushes off to buy a set straight away. (how has ny beard been fine for the last ... errm ...45 or more years without oil, titanium rollers or balm and gunk and stuff ?)
GlennR May 2021 4:26pm, 12 May 2021 56,958 posts	0 GlennR I can think of more than one place to post this, including up the author's "Business Session 1 - Billigence - How to link planning with agile analytics Most universities have budget constraints, whilst having to adapt to an increasingly digital learning environment using siloed data and legacy systems that are no longer fit-for-purpose. Billigence will explore how to develop a lean data architecture that focuses on delivering maximum value with limited budgets, by connecting departments and getting everyone speaking the same language. The goal is to start small, prove value and systematically scale the data architecture in line with the university strategy."
ChrisHB May 2021 4:45pm, 12 May 2021 20,935 posts	0 ChrisHB 'Agile' means we don't actually have a solution or, indeed, any understanding, but if you talk to us, we'll botch something together for a fee, doesn't it?
Dvorak May 2021 5:19pm, 12 May 2021 22,404 posts	0 Dvorak "Siloed data and legacy systems that are no longer fit-for-purpose" seems a rather harsh way to describe the academics.
GlennR May 2021 8:01pm, 12 May 2021 56,968 posts	0 GlennR Not at our place.
GregP May 2021 8:55pm, 12 May 2021 126,652 posts	0 GregP Not sure our siloed data was ever fit for purpose, let alone 'no longer'.