Meaningless product descriptions

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Dvorak Oct 2021 7:32pm, 1 Oct 2021 23,555 posts	0 Dvorak "The Clean Dreams Kitchen Sponge Holder features a miniature bed frame (complete with tiny pillows!) and a yellow and green sponge. After the dishes are done, tuck your sponge into bed so you can sleep soundly, knowing that everything is in order." Only fifteen bucks. store.mymodernmet.com
chunkywizard Oct 2021 7:37pm, 1 Oct 2021 12,684 posts	0 chunkywizard Only fifteen bucks, wow.
GlennR Oct 2021 7:39pm, 1 Oct 2021 58,906 posts	0 GlennR "A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes." Get to the back of the queue, Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
Maclennane Oct 2021 1:47pm, 2 Oct 2021 27,779 posts	0 Maclennane 5.Too hungry, full, drunk, prohibit use.
Oscar the Grouch Oct 2021 2:00pm, 2 Oct 2021 3,602 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch Kebab?
Carpathius Oct 2021 10:04am, 3 Oct 2021 21,136 posts	0 Carpathius I don't know about anyone else, but I've never lost sleep over worrying my dish sponge isn't comfy.
GordonG Oct 2021 12:04pm, 3 Oct 2021 8,807 posts	0 GordonG That's heatless of you Carp
GregP Oct 2021 3:39pm, 3 Oct 2021 129,788 posts	0 GregP ~unfriends carp~
GlennR Oct 2021 4:51pm, 3 Oct 2021 58,935 posts	0 GlennR Mine’s having a swim at the moment.
Dvorak Oct 2021 5:34pm, 3 Oct 2021 23,570 posts	0 Dvorak Couldn't get my *£&# phone to bring up the camera, so you'll have to take my word for it that the Trophy Pet Foods van I was parked beside had a logo stating it was cruelty-free and not tested on animals. O rlly? It does appear to have meat, presumably slaughtered, in it; and, if there's one thing I think actually should be tested on animals, it's pet food.