Joke of the day........

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DocM 11 Apr 4:04pm, 11 Apr 2024 49,097 posts	0 DocM I was in a supermarket first thing , when a shelf of toilet rolls fell on me. I'm worried now that I might have soft tissue damage.
Mountkeen 11 Apr 5:17pm, 11 Apr 2024 546 posts	0 Mountkeen Instructor: "Welcome to the salsa class! Who's ready to learn how to dance? Me (hiding bag of tortilla chips): "Errr....there's been a bit of a misunderstanding..."
Bazoaxe 11 Apr 7:34pm, 11 Apr 2024 26,564 posts	0 Bazoaxe I was watching the eclipse and my mate asked if I saw the corona. I directed him to the cool box.
Jock Itch 11 Apr 8:08pm, 11 Apr 2024 14,030 posts	0 Jock Itch Come back Daz please ffs
Big_G 13 Apr 7:08am, 13 Apr 2024 3,363 posts	0 Big_G I got some information today about a horse running at the races. The horse is called Landfill and he's apparently a winner. I hope it doesn't turn out to be a rubbish tip.
Bazoaxe 13 Apr 7:22am, 13 Apr 2024 26,577 posts	0 Bazoaxe I was told to back a horse that’s never been beaten. dusty carpet The other tip I was told was 12-1. But then it was 1-2. Lunchtime
mr d 13 Apr 9:49am, 13 Apr 2024 6,617 posts	0 mr d What do you call a well-balanced horse? Stable.
Nellers 13 Apr 10:17am, 13 Apr 2024 42,657 posts	0 Nellers A white horse walked into a bar. The barman said "We've got a whisky named after you. Do you want to try it?" The horse says "OK, I'll have an Eric please."
Bazoaxe 13 Apr 11:40am, 13 Apr 2024 26,578 posts	0 Bazoaxe I met a guy at the bookies and he gave me a tip for Ayr this afternoon. Open the window.
Treborstreet 13 Apr 9:18pm, 13 Apr 2024 238 posts	0 Treborstreet For the recent eclipse I was told I could watch it through a colander, but it just strained my eyes.