Joke of the day........

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Mushroom 5 Apr 11:55am, 5 Apr 2024 3,097 posts	0 Mushroom I ignored a letter from Specsavers saying I'm overdue an eye test, and I kid you not, they've sent another one with a bigger font..
Bazoaxe 5 Apr 12:25pm, 5 Apr 2024 26,535 posts	0 Bazoaxe True story alert prompted by Mushroom. Apols if I have told this before. My Grandad lost his sight when he was about 60ish I guess and he joined a local blind support group. Then went away with them on a sightseeing trip
Pothunter 5 Apr 1:43pm, 5 Apr 2024 8,696 posts	0 Pothunter The difference between in-laws and outlaws is that the latter are wanted My brother used this in his wedding speech!
Mushroom 5 Apr 4:15pm, 5 Apr 2024 3,098 posts	0 Mushroom Congratulations to Hugh Zappritti Boyden, on his new role as head of the National Parrot Owners Association.
Red Squirrel 5 Apr 4:24pm, 5 Apr 2024 23,648 posts	0 Red Squirrel That’s hilarious, Mushroom
Muttley 5 Apr 4:38pm, 5 Apr 2024 3,115 posts	0 Muttley Straight red card for that one!
Red Squirrel 5 Apr 6:34pm, 5 Apr 2024 23,649 posts	0 Red Squirrel It’s my fave joke on here for ages
Dvorak 5 Apr 7:21pm, 5 Apr 2024 27,677 posts	0 Dvorak Excellent, Mushroom. I laughed out loud for about thirty seconds. Then I told someone I couldn't actually ~tell~ them the joke, and a couple of minutes later I started laughing again
Jock Itch 6 Apr 11:09am, 6 Apr 2024 14,027 posts	0 Jock Itch Page 1772 Hugh Zapritti gag. Old one.
Jock Itch 6 Apr 11:10am, 6 Apr 2024 14,028 posts	0 Jock Itch So I did a blood test on a garden frog to extract its DNA and confirm its identity. I discovered the frog was 70% British, 20% French, 7% Italian, 2% Dutch and a tad Pole.