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GordonG Mar 2024 4:30pm, 22 Mar 2024 10,280 posts	0 GordonG I'm crying foul on these puns
Surrey Phil Mar 2024 4:34pm, 22 Mar 2024 10,285 posts	0 Surrey Phil The Highways Agency are checking the motorway cameras for the cause frame-by-frame.
Dvorak Mar 2024 4:40pm, 22 Mar 2024 27,627 posts	0 Dvorak Hope no other vehicles cannon into it. I heard that the driver was very quick out of the cab. He shot to safety.
Derby Tup Mar 2024 5:01pm, 22 Mar 2024 65,112 posts	0 Derby Tup There is a limit to puns on here surely
Diogenes Mar 2024 9:29pm, 22 Mar 2024 85,152 posts	0 Diogenes I have two, maybe three Motown puns in me. Four tops.
GordonG Mar 2024 10:07pm, 22 Mar 2024 10,281 posts	0 GordonG If it were daytime I'd feel compelled to join in with a Motown joke, but I'm glad it's night.
Dvorak Mar 2024 10:11pm, 22 Mar 2024 27,629 posts	0 Dvorak Is it 147, Derby Tup?
Dvorak Mar 2024 10:16pm, 22 Mar 2024 27,630 posts	0 Dvorak I was trying to think of a Motown pun whilst I put my jeans on, but I bumped my toes.
NordRunner Mar 2024 10:20am, 23 Mar 2024 4,195 posts	0 NordRunner It's as easy as A-B-C, 1, 2, 3.
colindglen Mar 2024 6:06pm, 24 Mar 2024 4,134 posts	0 colindglen If it were daytime I'd feel compelled to join in with a Motown joke, but I'm glad it's night. It's the midnight hour