Joke of the day........

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mr d 25 Mar 12:01am, 25 Mar 2024 6,600 posts	0 mr d TV show idea. Michael Stipe presents a Peter Pan themed cookery show for cannibals. Calling it That’s Smee in the Korma.
Chrisity 25 Mar 12:53pm, 25 Mar 2024 23,976 posts	0 Chrisity Very muddy cycling yesterday, If you look closely you see the Tracks of my Tyres.
Red Squirrel 25 Mar 10:10pm, 25 Mar 2024 23,578 posts	0 Red Squirrel Double groan
No.12 27 Mar 12:15pm, 27 Mar 2024 3,611 posts	0 No.12 An authoritarian walks into a bar and orders everyone around.
Derby Tup 27 Mar 3:01pm, 27 Mar 2024 65,208 posts	0 Derby Tup Brilliant 🥊
alpenrose 27 Mar 3:14pm, 27 Mar 2024 62,921 posts	0 alpenrose If anyone here plays Trader then grab me at 9 while you can and hold on as I'll only be going up from now on. I'm also after the 50 investors badge so I won't upload my 2 miles just run/walked until this evening.
Derby Tup 27 Mar 3:19pm, 27 Mar 2024 65,209 posts	0 Derby Tup I don’t get it. Is it a pun?
CogNoscensme AHA 27 Mar 7:11pm, 27 Mar 2024 755 posts	0 CogNoscensme AHA At least as funny as anything I've read on here recently.
CogNoscensme AHA 27 Mar 7:14pm, 27 Mar 2024 756 posts	0 CogNoscensme AHA My wife texted me to say we were breaking up. Imagine my relief when she texted a few moments later to say, "Sorry, wrong number."
Jock Itch 28 Mar 7:25am, 28 Mar 2024 14,022 posts	0 Jock Itch What do you call a bedpan in Russia? A Poo-tin.