28 Mar
10:26am, 28 Mar 2024
3,080 posts
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Mushroom
When my grandfather was sick the doctor said to rub butter all over his back.
He went down hill very quickly after that..
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29 Mar
5:52pm, 29 Mar 2024
3,087 posts
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Mushroom
Why did the farmer name his horse 'Mayo' ?
Because Mayonnaise.
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30 Mar
2:04pm, 30 Mar 2024
16,774 posts
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jda
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30 Mar
9:12pm, 30 Mar 2024
14,023 posts
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Jock Itch
I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts.
It's called: "Leave me the fuh cologne."
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30 Mar
9:47pm, 30 Mar 2024
14,024 posts
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Jock Itch
For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.
Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.
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31 Mar
12:12pm, 31 Mar 2024
1,009 posts
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Chell
Women of a certain age are collecting small cats - it's the mini-paws.
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3 Apr
11:58am, 3 Apr 2024
6,071 posts
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daz1927
Just saw an advert for a company called “Pure Cremation”.
During said advert it shows you can buy gift vouchers.
Brilliant, that’s the Christmas shopping sorted
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3 Apr
8:17pm, 3 Apr 2024
14,025 posts
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Jock Itch
The Beach Boys walk into a bar. "Round?" "Round…” "Get a round?" "I'll get a round….”
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5 Apr
8:47am, 5 Apr 2024
3,614 posts
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No.12
The difference between in-laws and outlaws is that the latter are wanted
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5 Apr
11:52am, 5 Apr 2024
3,096 posts
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Mushroom
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