Joke of the day........

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57.5 Degrees of Pain Oct 2021 8:58pm, 30 Oct 2021 7,968 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain I was too busy trying to spot Nessie while golfing and got stuck between a Loch and a parred place.
Weean Oct 2021 9:22pm, 30 Oct 2021 1,557 posts	0 Weean I was chased by some sheep to the Hallmark shop. I was caught between a flock and a card place.
57.5 Degrees of Pain Oct 2021 8:29pm, 31 Oct 2021 7,978 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain Went out on a tempo run, and was slowed up by an artist throwing paint at a huge canvas. Caught between Jackson Pollock and a hard pace.
Dvorak Oct 2021 8:40pm, 31 Oct 2021 23,704 posts	0 Dvorak Passing a J.S. Bach recital when I was distracted by a burnt fish - caught between baroque and a charred plaice.
Dooogs Oct 2021 8:52pm, 31 Oct 2021 7,612 posts	0 Dooogs (Bravo!)
Jock Itch Oct 2021 8:56pm, 31 Oct 2021 13,585 posts	0 Jock Itch My local pub announced a £100 prize for the best Halloween outfit. My wife only went and won it... She wasn't too happy though. She'd only come to pick me up!
richmac Nov 2021 6:18am, 1 Nov 2021 16,818 posts	0 richmac I had a difficult time deciding what costume to wear for a holloween party. I couldn't decide between a deranged farmer or a violent flat fish Yes, I was caught between a smock and a hard plaice.
Big_G Nov 2021 6:40am, 1 Nov 2021 1,228 posts	0 Big_G My partner was stood outside two shops, not sure where to spend her hard earned wages. One was a clothes shop, the other one was selling musical instruments. Yes, she was stuck between a frock and harp place.
um Nov 2021 7:57am, 1 Nov 2021 5,343 posts	0 um J-Itch (as above) challenged me to a run. It was nip and tuck all the way round, until he tripped me. Then I tripped him. And so it went on. I was stuck between Jock and last place.
Mushroom Nov 2021 8:45am, 1 Nov 2021 1,955 posts	0 Mushroom I was watching the race from the sidelines. I kept laughing at them tripping each other. I thought it was very funny until I saw how upset um was. I was caught between a mock and a sad face...