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Dooogs Oct 2021 2:31pm, 30 Oct 2021 7,586 posts	Quote Pin Dooogs [Trumpton: there's a stunning array of synonyms for the perineum - Biffin's Bridge was always my favourite. If I'm ever on DSD (spoiler: unlikely), I'd be very tempted to pick Roger's Profanisaurus as my book.]
Pompey Paul Oct 2021 2:32pm, 30 Oct 2021 6,011 posts	Quote Pin Pompey Paul Wow!! Not sure how true this is but from what I can gather Liverpool are looking for a new manager. 😳 Apparently him and his family are moving home to Germany. Not heard much detail, but overhead a lad who drinks in our pub say the Klopps go back this weekend…..
richmac Oct 2021 5:01pm, 30 Oct 2021 16,812 posts	Quote Pin richmac I explored the cellar below the Globe theatre suddenly a trunk containing lower leg costumes fell on me trapping me against the wall. That's right, I was stuck between a sock and a Bard place. [Fooking ages working that gag, you better laugh]
Dooogs Oct 2021 5:03pm, 30 Oct 2021 7,595 posts	Quote Pin Dooogs [Alas, poor Richmac! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. ]
Chrisity Oct 2021 5:08pm, 30 Oct 2021 19,428 posts	Quote Pin Chrisity I was walking on the beach in a damp foggy St Andrews when this enormous bird landed on my head, and i was stuck between a Roc and a Haar place.
richmac Oct 2021 5:08pm, 30 Oct 2021 16,813 posts	Quote Pin richmac [lol] I was at work in the fat manufacturing plant, I went to go outside but someone had put a wooden wedge under the door I was caught between a chock and a lard place. [I'm on a roll]
richmac Oct 2021 5:22pm, 30 Oct 2021 16,814 posts	Quote Pin richmac I was visiting pig farming relatives in Somerset, near the Devon border. I was in the barn when a large ham joint rolled into me crushing me to the wall. I was caught between a hock and the Chard place.
Badger Oct 2021 6:10pm, 30 Oct 2021 14,309 posts	Quote Pin Badger Wandered past the Tower of London the other day, and thought, those Beefeater uniforms, they’re pretty much stuck between a frock and a guard place, aren’t they?
Pothunter Oct 2021 7:55pm, 30 Oct 2021 4,955 posts	Quote Pin Pothunter My friend watched the London Marathon in front of Big Ben. He was between a clock and a hard race.
Seratonin Oct 2021 8:49pm, 30 Oct 2021 36,201 posts	Quote Pin Seratonin I was walking by some road repairs at Portsmouth harbour, tripped and ended up getting caught between a dock and a tarred place.